Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

My car was covered in bird poo...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • My car was covered in bird poo...

    ... do birds crap all over red cars or something? They tried turning my ride into Dresden. There most have been 50 droppings on it this morning.
    25MM jobs in 10 years / 4% GDP Growth / Insurance for everybody / Schools flush with cash don't produce results
    Jan 2017: 4.7% U-3, 9.2% U-6, 62.7% LFPR, 5.2% Real Wages, 2.6% GDP, 19,827 DJIA, 2,271 S&P500, $2.316/gal

  • #2
    No shit...

    Comment


    • #3
      Little hint - don't park under a tree.

      Moon

      Comment


      • #4
        my blue one got hit last week right on the window and there was lots of it. I was pissed but waited five minutes and then it rained.
        Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by Moon Man View Post
          Little hint - don't park under a tree.

          Moon
          Or power line.
          Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

          Official Sport Lounge Sponsor of Rhode Island - Quincy Jones - Yadier Molina who knows no fear.
          God is stronger and the problem knows it.

          2017 BOTB bracket

          Comment


          • #6
            Originally posted by Schwahalala View Post
            Or power line.
            Or a giant bird with a case of the runs.

            -RBB

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by marco View Post
              ... do birds crap all over red cars or something? They tried turning my ride into Dresden. There most have been 50 droppings on it this morning.
              That happened to me about 3 years ago! I had a red car at the time too.
              I went outside one morning and my car was covered in bird shit and there were no trees within 50 feet of my car.

              I had to wash it before I went to work. Talk about a shitty way to begin the day.
              Official sponsor of Mike Shannon's Retirement Party

              Comment


              • #8
                No tree's around me = no bird poop on my car.

                So people just throw beer cans/bottles in my yard instead.
                Sponsor of:
                Brian Elliott
                Kolten Wong & the arch in the outfield grass at Busch Stadium
                5-29-14-House77 turns down offer of free beer from me

                Comment


                • #9
                  No trees or wires in front of my apt. However there is bird shit on my red car in the same locations on a very consistant basis.
                  Feb. 08, 2005
                  Lois Lane: What's the general opinion of a gal asking the guy out?

                  Forever
                  Lounge sponsor of YYZ and his Mardi Gras crew.
                  Originally posted by Airshark
                  NSane has already won - because the Sharks are well and truly ef'ed.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Indu WangZi View Post
                    No shit...
                    On the contrary, significant amounts of shit.
                    Official Lounge sponsor of Nick Plummer
                    R.I.P. Rdog, davhaf

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      There is a tree near to my car but the wind must have been blowing a 100 MPH to deposit that much crap all over the place. Almost nothing on the concrete and nothing on any other car, including the misses's car right next to mine. If it was one bird then it must have been feeling ill... it was the crap of like 50 birds... so maybe one of those flocks was in the tree and when they flew away they all took a unamimous and simultaneous crap. What a bunch of assholes... srsly.
                      25MM jobs in 10 years / 4% GDP Growth / Insurance for everybody / Schools flush with cash don't produce results
                      Jan 2017: 4.7% U-3, 9.2% U-6, 62.7% LFPR, 5.2% Real Wages, 2.6% GDP, 19,827 DJIA, 2,271 S&P500, $2.316/gal

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        was it the runny white stuff with green mixed in it?
                        Sponsor of:
                        Brian Elliott
                        Kolten Wong & the arch in the outfield grass at Busch Stadium
                        5-29-14-House77 turns down offer of free beer from me

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Guppy View Post
                          was it the runny white stuff with green mixed in it?
                          runny & white - yes... green - very little if any.

                          Every once in a while a goose will land a golf ball sized goober on the car, but this was different. It was like someone dipped a paintbrush in white paint and then let it drip all over the car.
                          25MM jobs in 10 years / 4% GDP Growth / Insurance for everybody / Schools flush with cash don't produce results
                          Jan 2017: 4.7% U-3, 9.2% U-6, 62.7% LFPR, 5.2% Real Wages, 2.6% GDP, 19,827 DJIA, 2,271 S&P500, $2.316/gal

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Originally posted by marco View Post
                            runny & white - yes... green - very little if any.

                            Every once in a while a goose will land a golf ball sized goober on the car, but this was different. It was like someone dipped a paintbrush in white paint and then let it drip all over the car.
                            same exact thing happened to me
                            Official sponsor of Mike Shannon's Retirement Party

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by marco View Post
                              runny & white - yes... green - very little if any.

                              Every once in a while a goose will land a golf ball sized goober on the car, but this was different. It was like someone dipped a paintbrush in white paint and then let it drip all over the car.
                              sounds yummy

                              The only thing I have to avoid is all the turkey shit.
                              Attached Files
                              Sponsor of:
                              Brian Elliott
                              Kolten Wong & the arch in the outfield grass at Busch Stadium
                              5-29-14-House77 turns down offer of free beer from me

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X