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  • My kids have teh pink eye.

    And for some reason, the little jerks seem hellbent on touching me.

    How long until they turn into zombies?
    If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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    Racist.
    Make America Great For Once.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Bleacher Creature View Post
      Racist.
      No, they aren't albinos - they have the pink eye. My wife is on the way to the pharmacy to pick up some topical cream.
      If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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      • #4
        Pussy.

        Take it like a man. You're scared of something that has the work "pink" in it's name?
        Of course you do.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
          And for some reason, the little jerks seem hellbent on touching me.
          "I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU DAD. I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!!!!"

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          • #6
            "No pink toes".
            Make America Great For Once.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
              And for some reason, the little jerks seem hellbent on touching me.

              How long until they turn into zombies?
              The perfect cure for that is to gulp down 8oz of vodka as fast as possible.

              It won't help the pink eye, you just won't care about it anymore.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ShortHop View Post
                Pussy.

                Take it like a man. You're scared of something that has the work "pink" in it's name?
                I'm not taking this shit from you. "Wah - there's a cougar in my neighborhood. Wahh - it couldn't have eaten my family. Wah - I'm afraid of the big kitty."

                Fuck you*.
































                *Term of endearment.
                If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                • #9
                  My daughter and nieces had this over the winter. It didn't seem near as bad as when I had it as a kid.

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                  • #10
                    Conjunctivitis is an STD. You should have given your kids "the talk" a little earlier I guess.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 210 View Post
                      The perfect cure for that is to gulp down 8oz of vodka as fast as possible.

                      It won't help the pink eye, you just won't care about it anymore.
                      Pour the vodka directly into the infected eye. Much more effective. Then drink the rest of the bottle after you have contracted the miserable infection.

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                      • #12
                        I have a condition called blepharitis. Sometimes people think I have pink eye in both eyes, but that is incorrect. It's a skin problem and it sucks. I haven't had an attack since last summer (freezing winters help). And the attacks hurt.
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                        • #13
                          Get used to it, and spend some time on Web MD learning the difference between viral and bacterial conjuntivitis. The fun part is that even their doctor cannot tell which one they have and, therefore, if it's treatable.

                          I really enjoyed all the times our two year-old decided to act like he was possessed when we needed to give him eye drops and it took two adults to pin him to the floor first. Good times, good times.
                          "At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed."
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                          • #14
                            I was lucky - none of my kids ever had it...yet.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Nsane2Bme View Post
                              I was lucky - none of my kids ever had it...yet.

                              Mine either. I had it when I was a kid tho. It was nasteeeee.

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