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He won't let me mow his yard, gives me a half-hearted high five, and then won't give me a hug. To top it all off he slams the door in my face. So I'm peacefully trying to walk down the stairs when him and his neighbor grab me and try to molest me. I was pretty scared. I'm gonna tell my dad.
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Originally posted by El Birdo 1 View Post
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
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