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  • So I knocked on this guy's door last night

    He won't let me mow his yard, gives me a half-hearted high five, and then won't give me a hug. To top it all off he slams the door in my face. So I'm peacefully trying to walk down the stairs when him and his neighbor grab me and try to molest me. I was pretty scared. I'm gonna tell my dad.

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    How was your jail time, Jesus?
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      Sounds like you were spending a little too much time on that water-into-wine trick.
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          At least they didn't nail you to a tree this time.
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            Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
            At least they didn't nail you to a tree this time.



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              Always look on the bright side of life.

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                Originally posted by Jeffro View Post
                Always look on the bright side of life.

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                • #9
                  What a douchbag
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by El Birdo 1 View Post
                    2008 A.D....too soon?
                    "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
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                    • #11
                      Tarloin just got done reading the How to be an asshole book and couldn't help himself.
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