On my way home from work my wife calls me to tell me that there are about 3 helicopters hovering over our place...
BECAUSE THERE'S A COUGAR LOOSE IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
No. Not a horny old woman. A freaking 5 foot, 150 lb cougar. About a mile west from Wrigley Field.
I get home and the cops had tracked it down and shot it literally a block away from my house. By the way, they used real guns. No tranq's or tazers.
They had discovered it about 15 minutes after my wife and daughter had walked home from a from a music class right by where it was found.
What's even stranger is that this is only the 2nd known couger to ever be seen in the state of Illinois or something like that.
BECAUSE THERE'S A COUGAR LOOSE IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
No. Not a horny old woman. A freaking 5 foot, 150 lb cougar. About a mile west from Wrigley Field.
I get home and the cops had tracked it down and shot it literally a block away from my house. By the way, they used real guns. No tranq's or tazers.
They had discovered it about 15 minutes after my wife and daughter had walked home from a from a music class right by where it was found.
What's even stranger is that this is only the 2nd known couger to ever be seen in the state of Illinois or something like that.
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