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    On my way home from work my wife calls me to tell me that there are about 3 helicopters hovering over our place...

    BECAUSE THERE'S A COUGAR LOOSE IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

    No. Not a horny old woman. A freaking 5 foot, 150 lb cougar. About a mile west from Wrigley Field.

    I get home and the cops had tracked it down and shot it literally a block away from my house. By the way, they used real guns. No tranq's or tazers.

    They had discovered it about 15 minutes after my wife and daughter had walked home from a from a music class right by where it was found.

    What's even stranger is that this is only the 2nd known couger to ever be seen in the state of Illinois or something like that.
    Of course you do.

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    Was Elisha Cuthbert also loose?
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      • #4
        Originally posted by ShortHop View Post
        On my way home from work my wife calls me to tell me that there are about 3 helicopters hovering over our place...

        BECAUSE THERE'S A COUGAR LOOSE IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

        No. Not a horny old woman. A freaking 5 foot, 150 lb cougar. About a mile west from Wrigley Field.

        I get home and the cops had tracked it down and shot it literally a block away from my house. By the way, they used real guns. No tranq's or tazers.

        They had discovered it about 15 minutes after my wife and daughter had walked home from a from a music class right by where it was found.

        What's even stranger is that this is only the 2nd known couger to ever be seen in the state of Illinois or something like that.
        Just saw that on the news.

        Holy schnikee. And then they said they didn't think it was related to the supposed sighting of a cougar near the North Shore last week.

        What? There's more than one on the loose?

        Au revoir, cougar.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ohio Blues View Post
          Was Elisha Cuthbert also loose?
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          • #6
            That is pretty f'd up, ShortHop. Damn crazy.
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            • #7
              That is fucked up but IMHO, there was no need to kill it.
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              • #8
                Crazy, but it not really a risk.

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                • #9
                  Where in the hell did it come from??? There isn't wilderness within 20 miles of Chicago city limits...
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Blues Fan in SF View Post
                    Where in the hell did it come from??? There isn't wilderness within 20 miles of Chicago city limits...
                    Public transportation?
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                    • #11
                      Buy me a beer and I'll tell you about the time I shot a tiger and it turned out to be a cow.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Blues Fan in SF View Post
                        Where in the hell did it come from??? There isn't wilderness within 20 miles of Chicago city limits...
                        there are a lot of Forests around chicago though.

                        but more likely there are idiots who keep them at home as a pet along with alligators, snakes, etc.

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                        • #13
                          Cougars actually make pretty good pets....kinda freaky to hear one meow though.
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                          • #14
                            So do they think it was a pet escaped or wild?
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                            • #15
                              well my seeing 3 different deer in 2 different places in Kirkwood on Sunday seems sorta tame now.
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