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  • #2
    John Cocktoastin....may be the best name ever.

    I'll have a steak sandwhich and....another steak sandwhich...put it on the Underhill's bill.

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    • #3
      "Fletch Lives" was better imo

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      • #4


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        • #5
          Originally posted by Indu WangZi View Post
          John Cocktoastin....may be the best name ever.

          I'll have a steak sandwhich and....another steak sandwhich...put it on the Underhill's bill.

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          Fletch: I'm John.
          Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John.
          [they laugh]
          Gail Stanwyk: John who?
          Fletch: John Cock... tos... ton.
          Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name.
          Fletch: Well, it's Scotch/Romanian.
          Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.
          Fletch: Yeah, well, so were my parents
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          • #6
            Gail Stanwyck: She looks like a hooker. Look at her. Look at her! Could you love someone who looked like that?
            Fletch: What are you talking about? Of course not! Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.
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            • #7
              -How long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber?

              -No, that's Babar.

              -Two B's?

              -One B. B-A-B-A-R.

              -Well, that's two.

              -Yeah, but... not right next to each other, I thought that's what you meant.

              -Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?

              -I don't know, I don't have any.

              -No children?

              -No elephant books.


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              • #8
                [driving away from police in car with startled teenager]
                Teenager: Are you a cop?
                Fletch: As far as you know.
                Teenager: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
                Fletch: Why? Did you steal the car?
                Teenager: I sure did.
                Fletch: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.
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                • #9
                  - You can't keep me here, Chief.

                  - Maybe I'm not gonna keep you here. Maybe I'm gonna blow your brains out.

                  -Well, now, I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights.


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                  • #10
                    [to Gail Stanwyck, who answers the door wearing a towel]
                    Fletch: Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

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                    [Fletch is being interrogated by Chief Karlin and is giving him attitude]
                    Chief Karlin: So, what's your name?
                    Fletch: Fletch.
                    Chief Karlin: Full name?
                    Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch.
                    Chief Karlin: I see, And what do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?
                    Fletch: I'm a shepherd.
                    Chief Karlin: [to the arresting officers] Officers, could you excuse us for a few moments?
                    Fletch: Yeah, why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other.
                    Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch?
                    Fletch: I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.
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                    • #11
                      Ben Dover: Take your pants off.
                      Fletch: I don't even know your name.
                      Ben Dover: Bend over.
                      Fletch: Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.
                      . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by AWSmith98 View Post
                        "Fletch Lives" was better imo
                        You're kidding right? "Fletch Lives" might be one of the worst sequels in Hollywood history.
                        I like cheese.

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                        • #13
                          Love the movie - Chevy Chase is the perfect choice to play Fletch, from the books by Gregory McDonald...

                          Incidentally, I recommend the books for anyone who hasn't checked them out already - there are probably over a dozen of them...my favorites are the self-titled, Fletch Won, and Fletch's Moxie...
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Blues Fan in SF View Post
                            Love the movie - Chevy Chase is the perfect choice to play Fletch, from the books by Gregory McDonald...

                            Incidentally, I recommend the books for anyone who hasn't checked them out already - there are probably over a dozen of them...my favorites are the self-titled, Fletch Won, and Fletch's Moxie...
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                            I've read 4 or 5 of them...mostly good stuff.
                            . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
                            -mike
                            mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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                            • #15
                              I've been meaning to read the novels for years.

                              The Babar sequence should go on Chevy's tombstone.

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