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  • BBQ Season is here

    We are about to enter the BBQ season.

    Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of
    this sublime outdoor cooking activity.

    When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
    put into motion:

    Routine...
    (1) The woman buys the food.

    (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
    dessert.

    (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
    with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
    man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

    (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory two meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding
    activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

    Here comes the important part:
    (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

    More routine...
    (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

    (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking
    great.

    He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips
    the meat .

    Important again:
    (8 THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

    More routine...
    (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
    sauces, and brings them to the table.

    (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
    And most important of all:

    (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

    (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.'
    And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
    pleasing some women...
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Guppy View Post
    (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
    with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
    man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
    IMO, this is 100% wrong. The man should prepare the rub of choice for the meat and apply it. I also like arranging the cooking utensils myself.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Bleacher Creature View Post
      IMO, this is 100% wrong. The man should prepare the rub of choice for the meat and apply it. I also like arranging the cooking utensils myself.
      I usually rub one out before cooking but don't put any of it on my meat. It usually goes elsewhere.
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      • #4
        I guess I'll be the first to bring it up....I take it you cook with gas?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by AWSmith98 View Post
          I guess I'll be the first to bring it up....I take it you cook with gas?
          good one.

          I am a charcoal man.
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          • #6
            I do charcoal too...but have to use the smoking chips on top

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            • #7
              The only thing I ask the woman to do when it is BBQ time is stay out of my way and not bitch once I get piss drunk.

              I'll take care of the meats, sides, cooking, etc.

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              • #8
                It's too cold to BBQ today. It might snow tomorrow.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Guppy View Post
                  I usually rub one out before cooking but don't put any of it on my meat. It usually goes elsewhere.
                  Note to self: don't ever eat BBQ at Guppy's.
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                  • #10
                    Charcoal.

                    I prepare meat.

                    Woman do all else.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Sheriff Blaylock View Post
                      The only thing I ask the woman to do when it is BBQ time is stay out of my way and not bitch once I get piss drunk.

                      I'll take care of the meats, sides, cooking, etc.
                      atta boy!!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sheriff Blaylock View Post
                        The only thing I ask the woman to do when it is BBQ time is stay out of my way and not bitch once I get piss drunk.

                        I'll take care of the meats, sides, cooking, etc.
                        Preach on, brother.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sheriff Blaylock View Post
                          The only thing I ask the woman to do when it is BBQ time is stay out of my way and not bitch once I get piss drunk.

                          I'll take care of the meats, sides, cooking, etc.
                          yessir!!!
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                          • #14
                            Do you actually BBQ or do you Grill?
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                            • #15
                              I throw stuff on the grill that might have BBQ sauce on it.
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