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  • Mmm...Meatloaf

    No. Not this....

    ...

    This:
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  • #2
    Baby we can talk all night
    But that aint getting us nowhere
    I told you everything I possibly can
    Theres nothing left inside of here
    And maybe you can cry all night
    But thatll never change the way that I feel
    The snow is really piling up outside
    I wish you wouldnt make me leave here

    I poured it on and I poured it out
    I tried to show you just how much I care
    Im tired of words and Im too hoarse to shout
    But youve been cold to me so long
    Im crying icicles instead of tears

    And all I can do is keep on telling you
    I want you
    I need you
    But -- there aint no way Im ever gonna love you
    Now dont be sad
    cause two out of three aint bad
    Now dont be sad
    cause two out of three aint bad

    Youll never find your gold on a sandy beach
    Youll never drill for oil on a city street
    I know youre looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks
    But there aint no coupe de ville hiding at the bottom of a cracker jack box

    I cant lie
    I cant tell you that Im something Im not
    No matter how I try
    Ill never be able
    To give you something
    Something that I just havent got

    Theres only one girl that I will ever love
    And that was so many years ago
    And though I know Ill never get her out of my heart
    She never loved me back
    Ooh I know
    I remember how she left me on a stormy night
    She kissed me and got out of our bed
    And though I pleaded and I begged her not to walk out that door
    She packed her bags and turned right away

    And she kept on telling me
    She kept on telling me
    She kept on telling me
    I want you
    I need you
    But there aint no way Im ever gonna love you
    Now dont be sad
    cause two out of three aint bad
    I want you
    I need you
    But there aint no way Im ever gonna love you
    Now dont be sad
    cause two out of three aint bad
    Dont be sad
    cause two out of three aint bad

    Baby we can talk all night
    But that aint getting us nowhere
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    • #3
      I would do anything for love...But I won't do that.
      RIP Dave

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      • #4
        I never had a girl---lookin any better than you did.
        v


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        • #5
          Boy:
          I remember every little thing
          As if it happened only yesterday
          Parking by the lake
          And there was not another car in sight
          And I never had a girl
          Looking any better than you did
          And all the kids at school
          They were wishing they were me that night

          And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
          It never felt so good, it never felt so right
          And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
          C'mon! Hold on tight!
          C'mon! Hold on tight!

          Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
          I can see paradise by the dashboard light

          Girl:
          Ain't no doubt about it
          We were doubly blessed
          Cause we were barely seventeen
          And we were barely dressed

          Ain't no doubt about it
          Baby got to go and shout it
          Ain't no doubt about it
          We were doubly blessed

          Boy:
          Cause we were barely seventeen
          And we were barely dressed

          Baby doncha hear my heart
          You got it drowning out the radio
          I've been waiting so long
          For you to come along and have some fun

          And I gotta let ya know
          No you're never gonna regret it
          So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
          It'll feel all right
          Well I wanna make your motor run

          And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
          It never felt so good, it never felt so right
          And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
          C'mon! Hold on tight!
          C'mon! Hold on tight!

          Though it's cold and lonley in the deep dark night
          I can see paradise by the dashboard light
          Paradise by the dashboard light

          You got to do what you can
          And let Mother Nature do the rest
          Ain't no doubt about it
          We were doubly blessed
          Cause we were barely seventeen
          And we were barely--

          We're gonna go all the way tonight
          We're gonna go allt he way
          An tonight's the night...

          Radio Broadcast:
          Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
          going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
          bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
          there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
          at him go. This boy can really fly!
          He's rounding first and really turning it on
          now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
          try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
          and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
          He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
          No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
          makes things happen out there.
          Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
          he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
          for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
          safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
          He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
          daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
          glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
          down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
          Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
          here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
          holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

          II. Let Me Sleep On It

          Girl:
          Stop right there!
          I gotta know right now!
          Before we go any further--!

          Do you love me?
          Will you love me forever?
          Do you need me?
          Will you never leave me?
          Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
          Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
          Do you love me!?
          Will you love me forever!?
          Do you need me!?
          Will you never leave me!?
          Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!?
          Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
          I gotta know right now
          Before we go any further
          Do you love me!!!?
          Will you love me forever!!!?

          Boy:
          Let me sleep on it
          Baby, baby let me sleep on it
          Let me sleep on it
          And I'll give you my answer in the morning

          Let me sleep on it
          Baby, baby let me sleep on it
          Let me sleep on it
          And I'll give you my answer in the morning

          Let me sleep on it
          Baby, baby let me sleep on it
          Let me sleep on it
          And I'll give you my answer in the morning

          Girl:
          I gotta know right now!
          Do you love me?
          Will you love me forever?
          Do you need me?
          Will you never leave me?
          Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
          Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
          I gotta know right now!
          Before we go any further
          Do you love me?
          And will you love me forever?

          Boy:
          Let me sleep on it
          Baby, baby let me sleep on it
          Let me sleep on it
          And I'll give you my answer in the morning
          Let me sleep on it!!!

          Girl:
          Will you love me forever?
          Boy:
          Let me sleep on it!!!
          Girl:
          Will you love me forever!!!

          III. Praying for the End of Time

          Boy:
          I couldn't take it any longer
          Lord I was crazed
          And when the feeling came upon me
          Like a tidal wave
          I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
          That I would love you to the end of time
          I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

          So now I'm praying for the end of time
          To hurry up and arrive
          Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
          I don't think that I can really survive
          I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
          But God only knows what I can do right now
          I'm praying for the end of time
          It's all that I can do
          Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!

          Boy:
          It was long ago and it was far away
          and it was so much better than it is today
          Girl:
          It never felt so good
          It never felt so right
          And we were glowing like
          A metal on the edge of a knife
          I agree with Davhaf.....Kaiser March 9,2004

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          Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.

          Bill Walton

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          • #6
            Originally posted by davhaf View Post

            II. Let Me Sleep On It

            Girl:



            Boy:
            Let me sleep on it
            Baby, baby let me sleep on it
            Let me sleep on it
            And I'll give you my answer in the morning

            Let me sleep on it
            Baby, baby let me sleep on it
            Let me sleep on it
            And I'll give you my answer in the morning

            Let me sleep on it
            Baby, baby let me sleep on it
            Let me sleep on it
            And I'll give you my answer in the morning

            Girl:
            I gotta know right now!
            Do you love me?
            Will you love me forever?
            Do you need me?
            Will you never leave me?
            Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
            Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
            I gotta know right now!
            Before we go any further
            Do you love me?
            And will you love me forever?

            Boy:
            Let me sleep on it
            Baby, baby let me sleep on it
            Let me sleep on it
            And I'll give you my answer in the morning
            Let me sleep on it!!!

            Girl:
            Will you love me forever?
            Boy:
            Let me sleep on it!!!
            Girl:
            Will you love me forever!!!

            III. Praying for the End of Time

            Boy:
            I couldn't take it any longer
            Lord I was crazed
            And when the feeling came upon me
            Like a tidal wave
            I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
            That I would love you to the end of time
            I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

            So now I'm praying for the end of time
            To hurry up and arrive
            Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
            I don't think that I can really survive
            I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
            But God only knows what I can do right now
            I'm praying for the end of time
            It's all that I can do
            Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!

            Boy:
            It was long ago and it was far away
            and it was so much better than it is today
            Girl:
            It never felt so good
            It never felt so right
            And we were glowing like
            A metal on the edge of a knife
            What do you mean when you sing "it"?
            v


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            • #7
              These threads must be the gayest thing evar.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Brummerball View Post
                I would do anything for love...But I won't do that.
                While it's admirable to see someone craft an entire song out of three lines repeated over and over again..

                WHAT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WON'T DO?
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                "This is a heavyweight bout indeed."--John Rooney, Oct. 27, 2011

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by kah View Post
                  While it's admirable to see someone craft an entire song out of three lines repeated over and over again..

                  WHAT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WON'T DO?
                  Make an irrelevant reference to a political candidate?
                  v


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kah View Post
                    While it's admirable to see someone craft an entire song out of three lines repeated over and over again..

                    WHAT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WON'T DO?
                    "Sooner or later you'll be screwing around."

                    "But I won't do that."
                    RIP Dave

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by kah View Post
                      While it's admirable to see someone craft an entire song out of three lines repeated over and over again..

                      WHAT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WON'T DO?
                      That.
                      If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
                        That.
                        Damn you. I vote to send Meatloaf to Guantanamo and waterboard him until he tells us what "that" is.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kah View Post
                          Damn you. I vote to send Meatloaf to Guantanamo and waterboard him until he tells us what "that" is.
                          Hall & Oates never told us why they "can't go for that" either.
                          Make America Great For Once.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by kah View Post
                            Damn you. I vote to send Meatloaf to Guantanamo and waterboard him until he tells us what "that" is.
                            It's two posts above the one I'm quoting

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by sportschick View Post
                              No. Not this....

                              ...

                              This:
                              ...and here I thought this is what you were making yourself and Tommy for dinner....you know, so he could "nail" you...









































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