This Board needs an enima!

[slow groove]

Much too nice around here. And Kah's recent rejections of notion in several of the Hottie threads got me to thinking about classic insults and put downs. We've had some here over the years, for sure. But the volatility the tourney has brought about in some of us has made for interesting reading. Nothing like a good insult, in fun or otherwise.

Give us the best that you've zinged someone with or have heard. Time to have some not-to-be-taken-seriously fun.

[kah]

"rejections of notion"?

ReggieCleveland, who unfortunately has been scarce lately--that's very bad--is pretty skilled with the insults.

[Turd Ferguson]

I think the board needs an enema too.

[RedBirdBrain]

I love you, man.

-RBB

[Jack Sparrow]

I am THISCLOSE to creating L-NIT-OH threads........

But all the ugly chicks that Kevvy mentions I cant find any good pictures of them.

Plus he might threaten to fight me.

[Ohio Blues]

I think the board needs an enema too.

You've always been my enema. Or enemy.

[slow groove]

ReggieCleveland, who unfortunately has been scarce lately--that's very bad--is pretty skilled with the insults.

The man is uniquely gifted.

[Schwahalala]

I am THISCLOSE to creating L-NIT-OH threads........

But all the ugly chicks that Kevvy mentions I cant find any good pictures of them.

Plus he might threaten to fight me.

The NIT of Hotties - that's pretty funny.

[slow groove]

Last week, one friend said to another:

"Dude, you're so damn fat you probably get winded running a bath."

I howled!!! Nothing like a good insult.

[RedBirdBrain]

You complete me.

-RBB

[kah]

http://www.william-shakespeare.org.uk/shakespeare-insults-dictionary.htm

More of your conversation would infect my brain (Coriolanus)

[davhaf]

" Go stick your dick in a blender".....

[RedBirdBrain]

You are my everything.

-RBB

[drobny23]

Didn't somebody recently make an ugly joke about making a train jump off the tracks? I'm on no sleep, not thinking clearly. Help.

[Guppy]

at first glance I thought this said "This board needs an admin" but then I saw what it said and agree that some people could use an enima around here.