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  • Penn State hoopster rubs one out in school library

    http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive...be_charge.aspx

    Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating. Police have filed charges of public lewdness and disorderly conduct against him in connection to the incident, but Centre County District Judge Jonathan Grine, who is out of the office, was unable to sign the criminal complaint as of 2 p.m. today. Without the signed complaint, Pringle cannot be formally arrested.

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  • #2
    Let him who has not....never mind.
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    • #3
      Is there another reason to go to the library?
      If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
        Is there another reason to go to the library?
        And everybody knows that's what the stacks are there for...
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        • #5
          If my name was Stanley Pringle, I'd probably have to jack off a lot too.
          “I’ve always stated, ‘I’m a Missouri Tiger,’” Anderson said March 13 after Arkansas fired John Pelphrey, adding, “I’m excited about what’s taking place here.”

          Asked then if he would talk to his players about the situation, he said, “They know me, and that’s where the trust comes in.

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          • #6
            What was I supposed to do? They won't let me renew my subscription to Boys' Life.

            /hep
            If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
              Is there another reason to go to the library?
              hopefully he was looking at some good NatGeo mags.
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              • #8
                I think the truely shocking thing to this story is that a college basketball player was actually in the library!

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                • #9
                  How long did it take him to finish?

                  /Guppy
                  If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
                    How long did it take him to finish?

                    /Guppy
                    foreplay does not count.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
                      How long did it take him to finish?

                      /Guppy
                      35 second shot clock.........

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by mmwtdh View Post
                        35 second shot clock.........

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                        • #13
                          Where was Carl Monday!?
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                          • #14
                            I've always preferred the cafeteria.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Razzy View Post
                              If my name was Stanley Pringle, I'd probably have to jack off a lot too.
                              Once you pop, you can't stop.
                              To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

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