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  • Man caught having sex...

    with a picnic table

    http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/s...storyid=105778

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  • #2
    At least it was metal and smooth.

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    • #3
      Nice spread?
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      • #4
        Glovey?

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        • #5
          At least he is getting more than Glovey is
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          • #6
            May he who has not had sex with his picnic table cast the first stone.
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            • #7
              Words escape me.
              Make America Great For Once.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by BringBackZezel View Post
                May he who has not had sex with his picnic table cast the first stone.
                Sex "on" the picnic tabe? yes.

                Sex "with" the table.
                Make America Great For Once.

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                • #9
                  that table was asking for it. that table is a slut.
                  Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
                    that table was asking for it. that table is a slut.
                    Make America Great For Once.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
                      that table was asking for it. that table is a slut.
                      And did you see what it was wearing...totally asking for it too.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
                        that table was asking for it. that table is a slut.
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                        • #13
                          Guess it can't be any worse than that guy who has his penis up the tailpipe of car while wearing lingerie.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Guppy View Post
                            Guess it can't be any worse than that guy who has his penis up the tailpipe of car while wearing lingerie.
                            Please tell the car wasn't running.
                            Make America Great For Once.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by 210 View Post
                              And did you see what it was wearing...totally asking for it too.
                              what's a guy to think when he sees a mini table cloth?
                              Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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