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    A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

    The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

    The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

    Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
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    How does this happen? I mean, really, how does this happen?

    Moon

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    • #3
      "¿Cuantos años tiene?"----"How old are you?"

      "¿Cuantos anos tiene?"----"How many anuses do you have?"
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      • #4
        I didn't even know I could get a new anus.
        Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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        • #5
          Which one of you two assholes gave me two assholes?

          Speak up.
          Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by kah View Post
            "¿Cuantos años tiene?"----"How old are you?"

            "¿Cuantos anos tiene?"----"How many anuses do you have?"
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            • #7
              Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
              I didn't even know I could get a new anus.

              I would recommend renting first, to see if you like it.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Johnny H View Post
                I would recommend renting first, to see if you like it.
                that might not be a bad idea.
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                • #9
                  More buttsechs?
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                  • #10
                    "Operate on other anus"

                    Moon

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                    • #11
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                      • #12
                        Malpractice suit? That asshole doesn't have a leg to stand on

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by El Birdo 1 View Post
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                          I get it, two anuses.


                          Also, nice one Hep!
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by El Birdo 1 View Post
                            More buttsechs?

                            only in...

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