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Before they come in the next day should I put some Beano on their desk?
Oh yeah, it is a female too.
I need a gas mask!
Oh yeah, it is a female too.
I need a gas mask!
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Girl farts are horrible. They make ours seem rather pedestrian. -
Thought you worked in a windowless room by yourself?
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Leave me alone, I can't help it.
(edit: didn't see the female part... dammit)"At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed."
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People come in and do work from time to time if they can't do via remote connection.Originally posted by Moon Man View PostSponsor of:
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Ask her to please stop farting. On the office intercom (if none available, try an interoffice memo).
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neither one of those are available. However I do have a general email account that I could send an email from where nobody will know it is me. hmmmmmOriginally posted by drobny23 View PostSponsor of:
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Wear a gas mask tomorrow. If one if unavailable to you, a cheapy dust mask might help too.Official 2014-15 Lounge Sponsor of
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Bring in a whoopie cushion and fart spray.
Every time she farts, blow up and sit on the whoopie cushion, and spray the fart spray in her direction.“I’ve always stated, ‘I’m a Missouri Tiger,’” Anderson said March 13 after Arkansas fired John Pelphrey, adding, “I’m excited about what’s taking place here.”
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slap a biohazard sticker on his back.Official Lounge Sponsor of:
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Every time you smell something, spray half a can of Glade in her general direction. If she doesn't get the hint, next time spray the whole can.Comment
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Is she hot?
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Take them out for a couple of bean burritos and talk to them about how uncomfortable their farthing makes you feel.If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.Comment
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Nope. Now if this was the girl from down the hall, it would be hot. I'd match her fart for fart if that was the case.Originally posted by ksbluesfan View PostSponsor of:
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Fart back.
Preferably after a fine meal of bratwurst and cabbage.Official sponsor of indifference towards basketball...hockey has grown on me.
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