So You're Running for President

[kennyboyerfan]

Congratulations.

You are now responsible for every single thing that anybody you have ever known, talked to, taken a contribution from, had your picture taken with, etc., has ever done, will do, or has said or will say.

Good luck!

[Jeffro]

I wouldn't make it through the primary season.

[kennyboyerfan]

I wouldn't make it through the primary season.

None of us would.

"Please explain your association with a Web site known as the St. Louis Sports Lounge."

[kennyboyerfan]

P.S. "Do you denounce, reject, dissociate yourself from, spit at and otherwise make a frowny face at the comments of one Reggie Cleveland?"

[El Establishment 1]

THE HISPANIC VOTE IS MINE.

[davhaf]

THE HISPANIC VOTE IS MINE.

Not necessarily.....

[Airshark]

None of us would.

"Please explain your association with a Web site known as the St. Louis Sports Lounge."

It wouldn't even get to that question. Loungers are prohibited from holding elected office - if that's not in the Constitution already, it should be.

[AWSmith98]

I would get James Dobson's endorsement and be out of the race in 2 weeks.....

[Airshark]

I'd like to run just long enough to abscond with the campaign war chest.

[davhaf]

I'd like to run just long enough to abscond with the campaign war chest.

You and Glovey?????

[marco]

"It says here that between the years of 1996 and 2000 that you... hold on a second, 'hide the children!'"

[Ohio Blues]

"Mr. Guppy is just not electable! If our President walks around every day with poopy boxers, what other parts of his life aren't in order?"

[Bleacher Creature]

You deserve the very government that you already have.

[Jaws]

You and Glovey?????

[Hepatitis Dispenser]

I think glovey used the n-word in a past thread so I guess I'm out