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    I've been exchanging emails with a Kenyan prince. I told him that I can contact Mr. Victor Shakapopolis about the beneficiary who died in a fatal car accident hours after the accident. I told him that I can't take that money but I would work hard to ensure that the beneficiary's wife would.

    Slow day here.
    Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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    Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
    I've been exchanging emails with a Kenyan prince. I told him that I can contact Mr. Victor Shakapopolis about the beneficiary who died in a fatal car accident hours after the accident. I told him that I can't take that money but I would work hard to ensure that the beneficiary's wife would.

    Slow day here.
    Victor Shakapopolis? THE Victor Shakapopolis? I'm impressed.

    Woody Allen created and played that role twice. In What's New Pussycat (1965) and Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972).

    I'm very sorry to hear about the accident, but I trust you'll do the right thing.
    This game's gotta be played with fear and arrogance - Crash Davis

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    • #3
      Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
      I've been exchanging emails with a Kenyan prince. I told him that I can contact Mr. Victor Shakapopolis about the beneficiary who died in a fatal car accident hours after the accident. I told him that I can't take that money but I would work hard to ensure that the beneficiary's wife would.

      Slow day here.
      but isn't that a good thing?
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        Have you gotten to the point in your online relationship where you give him all your bank and identity information?
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        • #5
          Is that an Apu quote?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bcruise View Post
            Is that an Apu quote?
            I made it up on the fly because the prince kept starting off with every email with "Compliment of the day to you" or something.

            I didn't give any of my information because I shouldn't be taking that money. It wouldn't be right.
            Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by joe_w View Post
              Victor Shakapopolis? THE Victor Shakapopolis? I'm impressed.

              Woody Allen created and played that role twice. In What's New Pussycat (1965) and Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972).

              I'm very sorry to hear about the accident, but I trust you'll do the right thing.
              it's not how you feel; it's how you look. It's not what you do; it's who you know.

              and yes Nsane, it's good to be slow here.
              Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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              • #8
                It would be fun to be a Kenyan prince.

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                • #9
                  "I like the Royal Bath" - Eddie Murphy from "Coming to America".
                  Make America Great For Once.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Bleacher Creature View Post
                    "I like the Royal Bath" - Eddie Murphy from "Coming to America".
                    Damn that movie is awesome.

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