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  • The 4 inch repeated move - what's the worst trouble it ever got you in?

    If the average male organ is 6 inches, the most any good swordsman should be able to retract at any moment is about 4 inches before going back in.

    So - what has the little head done bad to you?


    I'd say - probably wasting hours of good time trying to get to a 4 inch move. Oh there have been some crazy women, I probably should have walked away from - but, not too much harm there.
    Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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  • #2
    I am confused.

    TEH AIDS?
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    • #3
      One time I did a fat chick.

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      • #4
        One time I did Jeffro.
        If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by El Birdo 1 View Post
          I am confused.

          TEH AIDS?

          Luckily - that hasn't happened yet - although I have had to have a shot in the ass and the 2 weeks of tetracyline.
          Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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          • #6
            Never done a fatty.

            Done some ugly chicks, but never a fatty.
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            • #7
              done bad? I guess that one time when I shot my wad too early is about the only bad it has done.
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              • #8
                I got caught in my girlfriend's bedroom. Luckily her mom caught us, not her dad. I was able to flee before her dad woke up.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Guppy View Post
                  done bad? I guess that one time when I shot my wad too early is about the only bad it has done.
                  No penis born to man has ever had a totally clean life.

                  Fess up.
                  Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Schwahalala View Post
                    No penis born to man has ever had a totally clean life.

                    Fess up.
                    I was 15, what do you want to know?
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Guppy View Post
                      I was 15, what do you want to know?

                      That's enough.

                      Never mind.
                      Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
                        One time I did Jeffro.
                        You put on weight and you're a girl?
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Guppy View Post
                          I was 15, what do you want to know?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ohio Blues View Post
                            That was 18.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Guppy View Post
                              I was 15, what do you want to know?
                              Did you have hair that would make one want to give it a lil' tussle?

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