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  • Pro golfer hits a birdie from 75 yards out

    'Cept it was a hawk, not just a birdie:

    http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=3279958

  • #2
    Ahat an ass!


    "Sometimes you score, sometimes you don't," Tarasenko said. "You can't score every game. So, at the same time, you need to help your team. You can be a factor. That's what I try to do. I believe it's coming if you just don't think about it".

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    • #3
      Well I'm sure John Henry Isenhour III had a rough upbringing that led him to be so callous with God's creatures...

      what an ass indeed

      Christ he is 39 too....I imagine he'll be paying for his own clubs and balls for a while
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      • #4
        My father-in-law drilled a goose with an errant, snake-raping tee shot. Unfortunately the goose didn't make it. Fortunately it wasn't protected.

        We made a little plaque for him that said, "Few Birdies, Fewer Eagles, and One Goose".

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Burrito Brother View Post
          My father-in-law drilled a goose with an errant, snake-raping tee shot. Unfortunately the goose didn't make it. Fortunately it wasn't protected.

          We made a little plaque for him that said, "Few Birdies, Fewer Eagles, and One Goose".
          I'm sure your father-in-law didn't announce to everyone that he was going to kill that goose first...


          "Sometimes you score, sometimes you don't," Tarasenko said. "You can't score every game. So, at the same time, you need to help your team. You can be a factor. That's what I try to do. I believe it's coming if you just don't think about it".

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          • #6
            Meh.

            He took more mulligans than I do.
            "I am for truth no matter who says it. I am for justice no matter who it is for or against."...Malcom X

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            • #7
              snake raping

              A lot funnier than worm burner
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              • #8
                Squirrel scalping.

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                • #9
                  what a twit, i mean what does he expect when he's hitting the golf balls close to the bird's head?

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