The Political Joke Thread

[Schwahalala]

What is the difference between the Bank of New York and the Bush Administration?

The Bank of New York never lost 9 billion dollars into thin air in Iraq and if they did they would have to give a better answer than I don't know, it just disappeared.


Man I love that one - except it took my taxes to make.

[Guppy]

Dems
Republicans

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[Schwahalala]

I can do both.

Two male democrats walk into a room with one male republican. They each have a dollar. The first group to a majority gets to sleep with a beautiful woman.

The Republicans gets the woman.

Seems the Dems were more interested in jacking off.

[Schwahalala]

What is the toughest job in the Bush administration?

Hunting companion for Dick Cheney.

[Schwahalala]

What did John McCain and George Bush say to each other when Bush annouced his support for McCain.

McCain: Thank you for your endorsement.

Bush: Pardon me.

McCain: Thank you for your endorsement.

Bush: Pardon me.