Someone stole my snow shovel!!

[Burrito Brother]

No shit.

I know there's a Panic thread #7 but I think this deserves its own thread.

I get home early. My daughter has shoveled the driveway and puts the shovel on the front porch which I see when I get home.

Later I decide to finish off the snow that's accumulated and the damn thing is gone from the front porch.

WTF! Who steals a snow shovel off someone's front porch in suburbia?

[#1 Jimmy fan]

Got me. My guess is it would be the guy thats outside shoveling his driveway.

[Guppy]

What an asshole.

[Iowa_Card]

WTF! Who steals a snow shovel off someone's front porch in suburbia?

Someone who has two people, one shovel, and a shitload of snow to clear?

[AWSmith98]

They didn't "steal" your shovel, they "borrowed" it without asking

[WinstonSmith]

Yeah, if they bring it back.