South America on the Brink of War

[MTV]

W

[drobny23]

I just can't take seriously an army named FARC.

[hansolo]

I just can't take seriously an army named FARC.

Yep they should have renamed themselves as FAR52

[Moon Man]

I think the Monroe Doctrine was meant to keep countries from across the pond from messing with South America. Had little to do with all those banana pickers from fighting with each other.

Moon

[Jaws]

I just can't take seriously an army named FARC.

FARCing corksuckers.

[MTV]

I think the Monroe Doctrine was meant to keep countries from across the pond from messing with South America. Had little to do with all those banana pickers from fighting with each other.

Moon

Oh that's right. I guess I meant the Roosevelt Corollary to the Monroe Doctrine.

[Moon Man]

Oh that's right. I guess I meant the Roosevelt Corollary to the Monroe Doctrine.

Actually, I think it was the Litmus Configuration to the Roosevelt Corollary to the Monroe Doctrine.

Moon

[Airshark]

These guys fight each other all the time. Honduras fought El Salvador in the "Football War", probably the silliest conflict ever engaged in the Western hemisphere - this is the kind of "war" separate nations fight in SA. Yaks will be along in a minute to tell us how Bush/Cheney will use this as an excuse to depose Chavez.

[Turd Ferguson]

These guys fight each other all the time. Honduras fought El Salvador in the "Football War", probably the silliest conflict ever engaged in the Western hemisphere - this is the kind of "war" separate nations fight in SA. Yaks will be along in a minute to tell us how Bush/Cheney will use this as an excuse to depose Chavez.

No war for bananas?

[ksbluesfan]

Is this going to make it harder to score blow?

[JWB]

I hope this doesn't affect my recent Colombian mail order bride purchase.

[Indu WangZi]

Morales and Chavez....what a fucking pair, those two.

[Prngr44]

I just can't take seriously an army named FARC.

Same here... I'm thinking "President Drew?"

[Reggie Cleveland]

Oh that's right. I guess I meant the Roosevelt Corollary to the Monroe Doctrine.

My guess is that you meant to blame something on W that can't be blamed on W, and figured that name-dropping historical terms would help your case.

Ah, well. Can't win 'em all.

[marco]

At first I thought this was going to be about Predator being on Spike right now...