Hot for teacher: 18 sexiest sex offenders

[Neutered Cat]

http://www.coedmagazine.com/news/6069

My question is, how the fuck does Mary Kay Letourneu get on this list. She is dog ugly.

[210]

I'd bang 'em all...

[Jack Daniels]

Sandra Geisel
Age at time of offense: 42
Location: Colonie, NY

Occupation: English Teacher
Lover: 4 students incuding a 16 year-old student.
Crime: Having sex with 4 students including a minor in the backseat of her car.
Sentence: Albany County District Attorney’s office filed two felony rape charges.

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Inspiration for the "Bang Bus" website?

[moedrabowsky]

Too bad she didn't have sex with anyone.

GRRRR, indeedy.

[Ty Shula]

TIME TO


BEAT IT!!

[madyaks]

TIME TO


BEAT IT!!

I wish I could snipe that fucker in the kneecap just as he starts to swing that thing.

[Airshark]

I wish I could snipe that fucker in the kneecap just as he starts to swing that thing.

You know, for a pacifist bleeding-heart type, you're pretty violent.

[ksbluesfan]

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister
is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the third- grade too!"

The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained
to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the
teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
behave. The teacher agreed Harry was brought in and the
conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and
tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Harry: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not
have?" (The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)

Harry: "Pockets"

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
the answer...

Harry: "Coconut"

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

Harry: "Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting
down and a dog do on three legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
the answer...

Harry: "Shake hands"

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Harry: "Yup"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to
get me up. I get wet before you do"

Harry: "Tent"

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first"

Principal was looking restless and a bit tense
Harry: "Wedding Ring"

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When
you Blow me, you feel good"

Harry: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver"

Harry: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that
means a lot of excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
"Put his ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions
wrong myself."