There are some real assholes in Chicago......

[Guppy]

So my flight lands this morning at Midway in Chicago and I have to go take a piss. I open the barn door and I start hearing some dude yelling at another guy about not being handicaped and using the toilet that was for people with disabilities. The old man goes on and on saying that maybe the guy is disabled since he could not read. I laugh when I hear the guy come back and say that it is not a parking lot where a pass is needed to use a disabled stall. The old man keeps ripping the guy and I look at the old man and shake my head at him as I walk to the sink.

Then when I get on my next flight there is a guy who gets on the jet that happens to be talking on his cell phone. He keeps talking after the flight attendents tell people to turn off their phones. Finally two of the flight attendents come over and tell the guy he has to turn it off. He tells them in a minute and there was then a loud roar of "turn off your phone" from the crowd. The flight attendents told the guy that he was holding up the flight. He then shut off his phone when he realized he was delaying the flight.

Oh yeah, flying through weather patterns like todays suck.

[Turd Ferguson]

Great stories.

[Moon Man]

Great stories.

I liked the part where he got it on with the old guy in the stall.

Good idea to use the stall for disabled people - more room.

Moon

[Guppy]

Great stories.

I have also been up since 2:30am.

I am on no sleep

[Guppy]

I liked the part where he got it on with the old guy in the stall.

Good idea to use the stall for disabled people - more room.

Moon

FYI, I was in Moon, PA last night. Cool place you got there.

[Turd Ferguson]

I liked the part where he got it on with the old guy in the stall.

Good idea to use the stall for disabled people - more room.

Moon

Be sure to remember that next time you and chiguy fly for one of your "teacher's conferences".

[Moon Man]

Be sure to remember that next time you and chiguy fly for one of your "teacher's conferences".

I take the train.

Moon

[AWSmith98]

My wife's cousin is a flight attendent...he asks them to turn off their cell phone, and if they won't, he goes and gets the pilot. If they refuse to turn it off when the pilot comes out, they call security to get them off the plane.

[Schwahalala]

So my flight lands this morning at Midway in Chicago and I have to go take a piss. I open the barn door and I start hearing some dude yelling at another guy about not being handicaped and using the toilet that was for people with disabilities. The old man goes on and on saying that maybe the guy is disabled since he could not read. I laugh when I hear the guy come back and say that it is not a parking lot where a pass is needed to use a disabled stall. The old man keeps ripping the guy and I look at the old man and shake my head at him as I walk to the sink.

Then when I get on my next flight there is a guy who gets on the jet that happens to be talking on his cell phone. He keeps talking after the flight attendents tell people to turn off their phones. Finally two of the flight attendents come over and tell the guy he has to turn it off. He tells them in a minute and there was then a loud roar of "turn off your phone" from the crowd. The flight attendents told the guy that he was holding up the flight. He then shut off his phone when he realized he was delaying the flight.

Oh yeah, flying through weather patterns like todays suck.

You guys should have formed the "I'll handle this Airplane line."

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

so your story talks about assholes in a handicap stall in the mens room.

I think Moon was right.

[raise]

I have also been up since 2:30am.

I am on no sleep

Same here. Brewing more coffee now.

[mmwtdh]

"I believe the crippled stool is the Cadillac of the poopin' stools"

Larry the Cable Guy

[Celtic]

My wife's cousin is a flight attendent...he asks them to turn off their cell phone, and if they won't, he goes and gets the pilot. If they refuse to turn it off when the pilot comes out, they call security to get them off the plane.

He??

[Jack Daniels]

"I believe the crippled stool is the Cadillac of the poopin' stools"

Larry the Cable Guy

It must be where I work. There's usually never any TP left. I've only used it once because it was recently restocked.

[mmwtdh]

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