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    GATOR GATE: Gatorade is back on the menu at the Jewish Community Center. About two years ago a super-orthodox member of the J complained that the Gatorade the health club was selling did not have a Rabbinical certificate, which states a product was made in accordance with kosher standards. Gatorade is not inherently unkosher, but the ultra-orthodox were uncomfortable about the certification. Most soft drinks have such a certificate, which, according to those in the know about the "Kosher Nostra," say can cost a pretty penny. In light of the complaint, the J stopped selling Gatorade. Members were up in arms over the issue, and said those who didn't want to drink Gatorade had alternatives. At a board meeting earlier this week, the J agreed to start serving Gatorade again as long as there was a suitable alternative for the ultra-orthodox.
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    The next thing I want to read about them is that gatorade brings back CITRUS COOLER! How can you take away MJ's favorite drink?

    Or that they are giving away free shirts, etc.
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      Gatorade, now Zyklon-B free!!!!!!!
      Last edited by Hepatitis Dispenser; 03-01-2008, 01:18 PM.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post
        The next thing I want to read about them is that gatorade brings back CITRUS COOLER! How can you take away MJ's favorite drink?

        Or that they are giving away free shirts, etc.

        Fan of MJ, not Citrus Cooler.

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