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    I have an interview tomorrow for a summer internship with the fdic. you people have any advice? funny or serious is much appreciated. . .
    ricky, shutup and paint your god damn house.

  • #2
    Make sure you work in the word "Nazi".




    I WIN!!!!!
    Of course you do.

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    • #3
      Pants.
      If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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      • #4
        Make sure you say you refer to your prospective employer as the "eff-dick".
        Of course you do.

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        • #5
          Oh, and tell them that you know me.
          Of course you do.

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          • #6
            I interviewed a chick today and when I asked why she was thinking about leaving her current job (she is an auditor for a public accounting firm) she said because the woman she deals with on her main client drives her nuts. When she told me the name of her client I knew right away she was talking about Mrs. Blaylock. She's getting the job.

            As for the serious stuff. Just the basics. Eye contact. Talk about positive shit you've done in school that shows you aren't an idiot. Working in teams, stuff like that.

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            • #7
              Just put your best foot forward, take your time with your answers, and don't forget to close 'em at the end - ask for the job.

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              • #8
                Preparation and confidence.

                And make sure your breath doesn't stink and your hands are not clamy, that pisses me off to no ends - that and fish hands hand shakes.
                25MM jobs in 10 years / 4% GDP Growth / Insurance for everybody / Schools flush with cash don't produce results
                Jan 2017: 4.7% U-3, 9.2% U-6, 62.7% LFPR, 5.2% Real Wages, 2.6% GDP, 19,827 DJIA, 2,271 S&P500, $2.316/gal

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                • #9
                  Mr. and Mrs. Blaylock are both accountants? Bet it's a wild time in that household.

                  Moon

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Moon Man View Post
                    Mr. and Mrs. Blaylock are both accountants? Bet it's a wild time in that household.

                    Moon


                    Monopoly every Friday night, St. Louis Monopoly every Saturday.
                    25MM jobs in 10 years / 4% GDP Growth / Insurance for everybody / Schools flush with cash don't produce results
                    Jan 2017: 4.7% U-3, 9.2% U-6, 62.7% LFPR, 5.2% Real Wages, 2.6% GDP, 19,827 DJIA, 2,271 S&P500, $2.316/gal

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                    • #11
                      show up on time or even a bit early, smile, be nice to the secretary if there is one, dress like you give a damn, and be ready for some quick questions.

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                      • #12
                        Shoes match the belt.

                        Moon

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                        • #13
                          Do not masturbate during the questioning.

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                          • #14
                            Don't show up too early, 15 minutes is good. Nothing turns me off more when a candidate shows up 45 minutes early.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by amp View Post
                              Don't show up too early, 15 minutes is good. Nothing turns me off more when a candidate shows up 45 minutes early.
                              why that early?

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