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  • Girl Scout Cookies are in - Tales of a once fat man.

    As I sit here inhaling All Abouts - I realize what a sucker I am.

    Sure you want to support the troops and help them learn new things - but eating a box of cookies - even the chopped down versions - can't be a good thing. Especially if you get handed 4 at 9:05 and your down to three at 9:20. That's with typing on the Internet in between.

    I keep thinking - give a donation and move on - but who am I kidding. I like cookies - always have and always will. The doctor told me I was a diabetic 10 years ago - then he sent me to see a nutrionist. She made what could only be described as a mistake of Titanic porportions. She sat there and told me - I could have anything in moderation. Case closed - pass the cookies and don't stop.

    Well - I am eyeballing the thin mints now - and wondering how if I break open the box - I will ever close it - I am making plans for next year.

    You see it all starts with the sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. You see that - and your mouth starts to water. Then someone at work post - the list - from their cute daughter. Swimsuit and Cookies - the unholy combination. Of course, there is a third wheel. That's baseball.

    All the things I love - come at me between the middle of February and the middle of March. The greatest gift my current wife ever game me was the SI with Tyra Banks on it. (I had a feeling that she finally understood me). The second best was opening day Cardinal tickets. The third best - 10 boxes of Girl Scout cookies.

    I must find a way to break the chain. I'm married with 4 kids - SI is only a tease. The Cardinals will suck and worst of all - I should only eat about 6 cookies a day.

    I'm asking you lounge - how do we stop the sun from rising? Heal this fat man in a normal size body.
    Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

    Official Sport Lounge Sponsor of Rhode Island - Quincy Jones - Yadier Molina who knows no fear.
    God is stronger and the problem knows it.

    2017 BOTB bracket

  • #2
    Surprisingly, I don't care for Girl Scout cookies.
    If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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    • #3
      I got mine on Friday.

      1 box of Samoas has been taken down.
      Official Lounge Sponsor of Candy.


      "When you say 'radical right' today, I think of these moneymaking ventures by fellows like Pat Robertson and others who are trying to take the Republican Party and make a religious organization out of it. If that ever happens, kiss politics goodbye."
      -Barry Goldwater

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
        Surprisingly, I don't care for Girl Scout cookies.
        The wrapper gets caught in your throat during inhalation, I deduce.
        "Whaddya mean I hurt your feelings?"
        "I didn't know you
        had any feelings"

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        • #5
          And fortunately no-one attempted to sell me girl scout cookies this year.

          And before any of you make the remark, no not even my girlfriend.
          "Whaddya mean I hurt your feelings?"
          "I didn't know you
          had any feelings"

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          • #6
            Thin mints are best enjoyed frozen.
            Official sponsor of Mike Shannon's Retirement Party

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SunuvaNun View Post
              And fortunately no-one attempted to sell me girl scout cookies this year.

              And before any of you make the remark, no not even my girlfriend.
              What about your fiancee?
              If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SunuvaNun View Post
                And fortunately no-one attempted to sell me girl scout cookies this year.

                And before any of you make the remark, no not even my girlfriend.
                How are the repairs on your piece-of-shit Blazer going, Mr. Magoo? Let us know what they're soaking you for.

                Moon

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
                  What about your fiancee?
                  Did I acquire one when I was unawares?
                  Not that I deny being somewhere south of sober, but I would think I would remember such an event...
                  "Whaddya mean I hurt your feelings?"
                  "I didn't know you
                  had any feelings"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
                    Surprisingly, I don't care for Girl Scout cookies.

                    Commie - Commie -

                    Where is the List - I want to name name.
                    Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

                    Official Sport Lounge Sponsor of Rhode Island - Quincy Jones - Yadier Molina who knows no fear.
                    God is stronger and the problem knows it.

                    2017 BOTB bracket

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Moon Man View Post
                      How are the repairs on your piece-of-shit Blazer going, Mr. Magoo? Let us know what they're soaking you for.

                      Moon
                      I believe at current the tab is somewhere north of $3K.

                      Although I am only on the hook for $250.
                      "Whaddya mean I hurt your feelings?"
                      "I didn't know you
                      had any feelings"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SunuvaNun View Post
                        I believe at current the tab is somewhere north of $3K.

                        Although I am only on the hook for $250.
                        $250? Oh, you need to raise that deductible, buddy. You're getting taken on those insurance rates with that. And now your rates are going to go up, you really need to be careful with money, given your impending nuptials and kids on the way.

                        Moon

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Moon Man View Post
                          $250? Oh, you need to raise that deductible, buddy. You're getting taken on those insurance rates with that. And now your rates are going to go up, you really need to be careful with money, given your impending nuptials and kids on the way.

                          Moon
                          Not much choice, custom vehicle riders have a maximum deductible you are allowed and this is no exception. With the frequency the local bints and tossers have been denting it, if anything it seems rather prescient.

                          I shall ignore the remainder of your post as it is quite obvious the students or possibly Chiguy have caused a momentary loss in your mental faculties.
                          "Whaddya mean I hurt your feelings?"
                          "I didn't know you
                          had any feelings"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan View Post
                            Thin mints are best enjoyed frozen.
                            ++

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                            • #15
                              samoas are teh best.
                              Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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