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As I sit here inhaling All Abouts - I realize what a sucker I am.
Sure you want to support the troops and help them learn new things - but eating a box of cookies - even the chopped down versions - can't be a good thing. Especially if you get handed 4 at 9:05 and your down to three at 9:20. That's with typing on the Internet in between.
I keep thinking - give a donation and move on - but who am I kidding. I like cookies - always have and always will. The doctor told me I was a diabetic 10 years ago - then he sent me to see a nutrionist. She made what could only be described as a mistake of Titanic porportions. She sat there and told me - I could have anything in moderation. Case closed - pass the cookies and don't stop.
Well - I am eyeballing the thin mints now - and wondering how if I break open the box - I will ever close it - I am making plans for next year.
You see it all starts with the sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. You see that - and your mouth starts to water. Then someone at work post - the list - from their cute daughter. Swimsuit and Cookies - the unholy combination. Of course, there is a third wheel. That's baseball.
All the things I love - come at me between the middle of February and the middle of March. The greatest gift my current wife ever game me was the SI with Tyra Banks on it. (I had a feeling that she finally understood me). The second best was opening day Cardinal tickets. The third best - 10 boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
I must find a way to break the chain. I'm married with 4 kids - SI is only a tease. The Cardinals will suck and worst of all - I should only eat about 6 cookies a day.
I'm asking you lounge - how do we stop the sun from rising? Heal this fat man in a normal size body.
Sure you want to support the troops and help them learn new things - but eating a box of cookies - even the chopped down versions - can't be a good thing. Especially if you get handed 4 at 9:05 and your down to three at 9:20. That's with typing on the Internet in between.
I keep thinking - give a donation and move on - but who am I kidding. I like cookies - always have and always will. The doctor told me I was a diabetic 10 years ago - then he sent me to see a nutrionist. She made what could only be described as a mistake of Titanic porportions. She sat there and told me - I could have anything in moderation. Case closed - pass the cookies and don't stop.
Well - I am eyeballing the thin mints now - and wondering how if I break open the box - I will ever close it - I am making plans for next year.
You see it all starts with the sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. You see that - and your mouth starts to water. Then someone at work post - the list - from their cute daughter. Swimsuit and Cookies - the unholy combination. Of course, there is a third wheel. That's baseball.
All the things I love - come at me between the middle of February and the middle of March. The greatest gift my current wife ever game me was the SI with Tyra Banks on it. (I had a feeling that she finally understood me). The second best was opening day Cardinal tickets. The third best - 10 boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
I must find a way to break the chain. I'm married with 4 kids - SI is only a tease. The Cardinals will suck and worst of all - I should only eat about 6 cookies a day.
I'm asking you lounge - how do we stop the sun from rising? Heal this fat man in a normal size body.
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