Douchebag -- A Photo Journal

[Guppy]

This is an old one but this gets us started


I'm too sexy for my hair gel


All of this tanning has burned my retinas...where is the camera?


Who knew that Oompa Loompas and Vampires could be friends?


"Tan" hedgehogs looking for a little lovin'.


"Tanning" Gone Wild!!!


For some reason, the guy in the pink gives me the urge to sweep the floor...


The hotel double-booked the body building and hairdressing conventions.


Superguido.



Maybe if I hold this pack of cigarettes, I can fool the girls on Craigslist into thinking I'm old enough to drive.



Let's try the same thing with a bottle of Greygoose.



Hurry up Joey! Take the fuckin picture before the owner sees me posing with his car.



Hair-too-heavy. Can't-hold-up-head.


Does this color even exist in nature? Crayola needs a new crayon, 'Long Island Guido Orange'.


These are the only single guys left on Earth, this is what the single ladies would have to pick from.


He had to buy all new shirts because he ripped his old ones on his hair


I am very rarely speechless. This is one of those moments.

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

Timmy's going to be pissed, stealing thread ideas from his foram.

[Guppy]

Timmy's going to be pissed, stealing thread ideas from his foram.

My pictures do not have a logo covering up people like his site does.

[sportschick]

Those dudes need to get a scrub brush. That color is not right.
Not to mention, their mommy's are gonna be pissed if they ever do shower. The semi-perma orange will ruin the towels.

[Hollywood]

I love the tan line just short of their hairline. Very natural.

[Donuts_For_Koharski]

I love the tan line just short of their hairline. Very natural.

You are just jealous.

[Hollywood]

You are just jealous.

How come there is not emotican for giving the finger?

[SunuvaNun]

I love the tan line just short of their hairline. Very natural.

Not a problem for you though, eh mate?

[SunuvaNun]

And glancing through those pictures...I do believe I am related to 10% of them.




In fact, the girl on the left is an almost exact replica of one of my cousins.

[Greenmachine]

The idea that tan less Tan is cool is just wrong. Most of they look screams "I'm a TOOL" but the orange tan is even worse.

[hansolo]

[hansolo]

you can find a whole list here

http://www.pinklime.net/GUIDOS/

[hansolo]

dude does not realize he's with another dude

[cardinalgirl]

there was a girl in highschool named Janelle and she tanned religiously. She was called Orange Janelle.

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

There's a lady here that has orange skin like that and red hair to boot. She used to work in our Canada group and they called her Canadian Bakin'