The "Show Me" state doesn't "show me"?

[210]

Raise made a post in the mafia game thread, and instead of making an off topic post there I'll ask here...

Titty bars in MO don't show naked titties?

[hansolo]

Raise made a post in the mafia game thread, and instead of making an off topic post there I'll ask here...

Titty bars in MO don't show naked titties?

there are titty bars in MO?

All the ones I know are across the bridge.

[ChiTownBluesFan]

Florida used to be like that. Had to wear these clear 'pastie' things. Not sure if they're still like that, tho. Also couldn't be full nude *and* serve booze.

Last time I checked, Wisconsin, Texas, and Louisiana didn't have this issue. Oddly, I have no idea what the case is in Illinois.

[ChiTownBluesFan]

there are titty bars in MO?

All the ones I know are across the bridge.

Gotta think there are some in the Columbia area.

[Turd Ferguson]

Florida used to be like that. Had to wear these clear 'pastie' things. Not sure if they're still like that, tho. Also couldn't be full nude *and* serve booze.

Best I can remember, you could go fully nude and not serve alcohol or topless and have alcohol.

[kah]

In Florida they can do just about everything but fuck you. At least at the strip clubs I went to when I was in the Navy 11 years ago. Don't remember about alcohol.

In California, they have full-nude places but you can't serve liquor there.

[210]

Florida used to be like that. Had to wear these clear 'pastie' things. Not sure if they're still like that, tho. Also couldn't be full nude *and* serve booze.

Last time I checked, Wisconsin, Texas, and Louisiana didn't have this issue. Oddly, I have no idea what the case is in Illinois.

In MA the waitresses are fully clothed (meaning the good parts are covered, the rest can be bare), and the strippers are fully nude.

[ChiTownBluesFan]

Best I can remember, you could go fully nude and not serve alcohol or topless and have alcohol.

Right.

I remember there was a bar in Vegas that was like this back in the mid 90's - fully nude, but only served juice and soda. Not sure if that was a city thing, or just that place.

[Johnny H]

In Florida they can do just about everything but fuck you. At least at the strip clubs I went to when I was in the Navy 11 years ago. Don't remember about alcohol.

In California, they have full-nude places but you can't serve liquor there.

Mons Venus in Tampa.

[ksbluesfan]

The dancers at the juice bars here get totally nude. The bars that serve alcohol get topless. It varies by county.

[Guppy]

Gotta think there are some in the Columbia area.

A guy I grew up with owns Club Vouge in Columbia. Not sure if he still does or not. Really did not care for him too much after he wrote his name on the belly of a turtle...with a knive.

[hansolo]

i thought all the titty bars, massage parlors, and adult book/video sites have been swept out of missouri a while back?

[Guppy]

i thought all the titty bars, massage parlors, and adult book/video sites have been swept out of missouri a while back?

I see billboards left and right for a place between Columbia and KC when I head that way. Passions or something like that.

[JWB]

There used to be this place on Page in Overland that had gals dancing topless. Not sure if it's there anymore.

I had a feeling it was an illegal topless club.

[El Establishment 1]

There is one in Columbia....so I hear.