So, what do you think a heartbroken Mittens will do next?

[slow groove]

We've heard the scenarios.

We've read the sage advice from people who have turned down more booty in one night than young Mittens will sniff in a lifetime.

We've gotten feedback from a sincere and honest Mittens who's chosen to bear his soul at the risk of ridicule and shame.

We've heard firsthand what Mitten plans to do, but what do you think Mittens will really do. (Two entirely different things.)

Good luck, Glovey.

[Ohio Blues]

The answer, of course, is porn.

[blue zone]

Porn and a MySpace crying jag. Followed by furious self abuse and a nap.

[slow groove]

Porn and a MySpace crying jag. Followed by furious self abuse and a nap.

Never heard it put in such a way.

[bombay]

Just this once, I think I'll follow mom's advice.

[ksbluesfan]

He sure as hell won't heed any of the advice offered to him unless it reinforced what he already believed to be true, or can make his suffering seem more genuine.

[younghutch]

LEAVE MITTENS ALONE!!!!!!!!

[007]

Pop in a Celine Dion CD?

[El Establishment 1]

Handsechs.

[ItsOnlyTheRiver]

Missed the thread, link?

[Turd Ferguson]

Missed the thread, link?

Valentine's Day - midway down the first page.

[Moon Man]

Well, I think it will probably involve writing a good deal of banal poetry that will be posted on MySpace. A few diary entries decrying this cruel existence. Some poor decision making that will involve alcohol, a garage, missing link friends, and photos which will, again, find their way to MySpace. Lots of late-night texting to Celtic. Re-friending Stroker. Previously posted photos making their way to hucklebucks, and then emailed to a select group of Loungers who will then post them here. Much photoshopping and ridiculing of individuals in said photos. Claims of surprise from Glovey. Accusations of betrayal. Sulking. Brooding. Melancholy.

Repeat.

Moon

[ItsOnlyTheRiver]

Well, I think it will probably involve writing a good deal of banal poetry that will be posted on MySpace. A few diary entries decrying this cruel existence. Some poor decision making that will involve alcohol, a garage, missing link friends, and photos which will, again, find their way to MySpace. Lots of late-night texting to Celtic. Re-friending Stroker. Previously posted photos making their way to hucklebucks, and then emailed to a select group of Loungers who will then post them here. Much photoshopping and ridiculing of individuals in said photos. Claims of surprise from Glovey. Accusations of betrayal. Sulking. Brooding. Melancholy.

Repeat.

Moon

Sounds to me, Glovey, like you did fall in love.. with having a girl around. Give it a month and you'll be fine... and that's if you don't find a rebound before then in which all thoughts of her will disappear instantly. And getting mad because she is going out once a week? Come on... man up and get your own place so you don't have to sneak her into mom and dad's after she is all liquored up. Problem solved.

[Ohio Blues]

Well, I think it will probably involve writing a good deal of banal poetry that will be posted on MySpace. A few diary entries decrying this cruel existence. Some poor decision making that will involve alcohol, a garage, missing link friends, and photos which will, again, find their way to MySpace. Lots of late-night texting to Celtic. Re-friending Stroker. Previously posted photos making their way to hucklebucks, and then emailed to a select group of Loungers who will then post them here. Much photoshopping and ridiculing of individuals in said photos. Claims of surprise from Glovey. Accusations of betrayal. Sulking. Brooding. Melancholy.

Repeat.

Moon

HOF!

[madyaks]

Missed the thread, link?

http://www.sportscartel.com/lounge/1791630-post290.html