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  • So, what do you think a heartbroken Mittens will do next?

    We've heard the scenarios.

    We've read the sage advice from people who have turned down more booty in one night than young Mittens will sniff in a lifetime.

    We've gotten feedback from a sincere and honest Mittens who's chosen to bear his soul at the risk of ridicule and shame.

    We've heard firsthand what Mitten plans to do, but what do you think Mittens will really do. (Two entirely different things.)

    Good luck, Glovey.
    "Let me lay it right on the line. Bigotry and racism are among the deadliest social ills plaguing the world today. The only way to destroy them is to expose them. If man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our hearts with tolerance.- Stan Lee (circa 1968)

    "Compete less with the person in front of you than the person inside of you." - Anonymous

  • #2
    The answer, of course, is porn.
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    • #3
      Porn and a MySpace crying jag. Followed by furious self abuse and a nap.
      "There is an old saying that goes 'no matter how good you are, there is always someone better.' That someone is me." - Chiun

      I require the lubrication to successfully handle some of them. *sigh*- Sunuvanun

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      • #4
        Originally posted by blue zone View Post
        Porn and a MySpace crying jag. Followed by furious self abuse and a nap.
        Never heard it put in such a way.
        "Let me lay it right on the line. Bigotry and racism are among the deadliest social ills plaguing the world today. The only way to destroy them is to expose them. If man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our hearts with tolerance.- Stan Lee (circa 1968)

        "Compete less with the person in front of you than the person inside of you." - Anonymous

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        • #5
          Just this once, I think I'll follow mom's advice.
          Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law ~

          A.C.

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          • #6
            He sure as hell won't heed any of the advice offered to him unless it reinforced what he already believed to be true, or can make his suffering seem more genuine.

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            • #7
              LEAVE MITTENS ALONE!!!!!!!!

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              • #8
                Pop in a Celine Dion CD?

                "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
                -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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                • #9
                  Handsechs.
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                  • #10
                    Missed the thread, link?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ItsOnlyTheRiver View Post
                      Missed the thread, link?
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                      • #12
                        Well, I think it will probably involve writing a good deal of banal poetry that will be posted on MySpace. A few diary entries decrying this cruel existence. Some poor decision making that will involve alcohol, a garage, missing link friends, and photos which will, again, find their way to MySpace. Lots of late-night texting to Celtic. Re-friending Stroker. Previously posted photos making their way to hucklebucks, and then emailed to a select group of Loungers who will then post them here. Much photoshopping and ridiculing of individuals in said photos. Claims of surprise from Glovey. Accusations of betrayal. Sulking. Brooding. Melancholy.

                        Repeat.

                        Moon

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Moon Man View Post
                          Well, I think it will probably involve writing a good deal of banal poetry that will be posted on MySpace. A few diary entries decrying this cruel existence. Some poor decision making that will involve alcohol, a garage, missing link friends, and photos which will, again, find their way to MySpace. Lots of late-night texting to Celtic. Re-friending Stroker. Previously posted photos making their way to hucklebucks, and then emailed to a select group of Loungers who will then post them here. Much photoshopping and ridiculing of individuals in said photos. Claims of surprise from Glovey. Accusations of betrayal. Sulking. Brooding. Melancholy.

                          Repeat.

                          Moon


                          Sounds to me, Glovey, like you did fall in love.. with having a girl around. Give it a month and you'll be fine... and that's if you don't find a rebound before then in which all thoughts of her will disappear instantly. And getting mad because she is going out once a week? Come on... man up and get your own place so you don't have to sneak her into mom and dad's after she is all liquored up. Problem solved.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Moon Man View Post
                            Well, I think it will probably involve writing a good deal of banal poetry that will be posted on MySpace. A few diary entries decrying this cruel existence. Some poor decision making that will involve alcohol, a garage, missing link friends, and photos which will, again, find their way to MySpace. Lots of late-night texting to Celtic. Re-friending Stroker. Previously posted photos making their way to hucklebucks, and then emailed to a select group of Loungers who will then post them here. Much photoshopping and ridiculing of individuals in said photos. Claims of surprise from Glovey. Accusations of betrayal. Sulking. Brooding. Melancholy.

                            Repeat.

                            Moon
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ItsOnlyTheRiver View Post
                              Missed the thread, link?
                              http://www.sportscartel.com/lounge/1791630-post290.html
                              Be passionate about what you believe in, or why bother.

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