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  • 50 Reasons we appreciate Slow Groove

    1. Some of us no longer have to lie when we say that we know a black guy.
    If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

  • #2
    2. Has promised not to beat me up in the event of a national race war.
    The OFFICIAL Lounge Sponsor of:

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    • #3
      3. He has my phone number and has called me for some phone sex.
      Sponsor of:
      Brian Elliott
      Kolten Wong & the arch in the outfield grass at Busch Stadium
      5-29-14-House77 turns down offer of free beer from me

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      • #4
        4.Perfectly balances Ohio Blues, adding a little ying to the lounge yang....or vice versa.
        "There is an old saying that goes 'no matter how good you are, there is always someone better.' That someone is me." - Chiun

        I require the lubrication to successfully handle some of them. *sigh*- Sunuvanun

        Matrem tuam pedicavi

        "I kinda dig Johnson" -Triggercut

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        • #5
          5. Same with Glovey, but for different reasons.
          "There is an old saying that goes 'no matter how good you are, there is always someone better.' That someone is me." - Chiun

          I require the lubrication to successfully handle some of them. *sigh*- Sunuvanun

          Matrem tuam pedicavi

          "I kinda dig Johnson" -Triggercut

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          • #6
            6. Some of the best poon chasing stories on the Lounge.
            Go Cards ...12 in 13.


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            • #7
              7. Only guy that thought Sunny wasn't loafer light for sending his girl all of those flowers.


              SG-you know it's true.
              "There is an old saying that goes 'no matter how good you are, there is always someone better.' That someone is me." - Chiun

              I require the lubrication to successfully handle some of them. *sigh*- Sunuvanun

              Matrem tuam pedicavi

              "I kinda dig Johnson" -Triggercut

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              • #8
                8. Once befriended and nursed a beached whale back to health. He eventually set it free, but not before fucking it.
                If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                • #9
                  9. Does a great impersonation of Paul Harvey.
                  If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                  • #10
                    10. Is nice to Brian.
                    His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
                    Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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                    • #11
                      11. Smells like cocoa butter.
                      If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                      • #12
                        12. He made love to $240 worth of puddin'. Aw yeah.
                        Of course you do.

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                        • #13
                          Is in touch with his feelings...well, he touches lots of stuff, really...not just his feelings

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                          • #14
                            14. Helps the Lounge to satisfy the Rooney Rule for posting by minorities.

                            15. Gives the Lounge lots of "street cred". Yo.
                            Official sponsor of indifference towards basketball...hockey has grown on me.
                            Official sponsor of Buster Posey...'nuff said.
                            Official sponsor of James Laurinaitis
                            "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."

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                            • #15
                              16. Once inpregnated an entire church choir just by sighing dramatically in their presence.
                              Last edited by blue zone; 02-19-2008, 07:29 AM.
                              "There is an old saying that goes 'no matter how good you are, there is always someone better.' That someone is me." - Chiun

                              I require the lubrication to successfully handle some of them. *sigh*- Sunuvanun

                              Matrem tuam pedicavi

                              "I kinda dig Johnson" -Triggercut

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