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    A friend of mine was at a party years ago, standing around in a group of people. One of the women was pregnant, and they chatted about when she was due, etc. He turned to another woman in the group with a protruding belly and said, "When are YOU due?"

    Her reply: "I'm not pregnant."

    He said he wished God would have vaporized him on the spot.

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    Originally posted by ReggieCleveland@Feb 27 2004, 11:39 AM
    A friend of mine was at a party years ago, standing around in a group of people. One of the women was pregnant, and they chatted about when she was due, etc. He turned to another woman in the group with a protruding belly and said, "When are YOU due?"

    Her reply: "I'm not pregnant."

    He said he wished God would have vaporized him on the spot.
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    • #3
      We remind him of this about once a month.

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      • #4
        that's great! but i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. OK.....maybe i'd wish it on Sparrow.






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        • #5
          On the other side of the fence is me, who did the classic it only happens on TV line.

          Girl- I'm late
          Me- Late for what?
          Girl- My period
          Me- Shit
          Girl- I know
          Me- But we haven't even had sex yet. :angry:

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          • #6
            A buddy of mine tells me this story, says it is true...

            "Bob", who is married, has arranged for his co-worker "Tom" to meet Bob's wife's girlfriend for a blind date. So Tom goes over to Bob's house (Tom has never met Bob's wife) to meet the girl for the blind date. Tom gets over to Bob's and sees two girls. One of them is really attractive, and the other one is fat and not so easy on the eyes. So Tom takes Bob aside and says, "Dammit Bob, why'd you set me up with some fat girl?"

            Bob then goes, 'The fat girl happens to be my wife"...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ReggieCleveland@Feb 27 2004, 11:39 AM
              A friend of mine was at a party years ago, standing around in a group of people. One of the women was pregnant, and they chatted about when she was due, etc. He turned to another woman in the group with a protruding belly and said, "When are YOU due?"

              Her reply: "I'm not pregnant."

              He said he wished God would have vaporized him on the spot.
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              • #8
                Or as Dave Barry says, unless she's actually in labor, keep your mouth shut.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ReggieCleveland@Feb 27 2004, 12:48 PM
                  Or as Dave Barry says, unless she's actually in labor, keep your mouth shut.
                  Words to live by.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ReggieCleveland@Feb 27 2004, 11:39 AM
                    A friend of mine was at a party years ago, standing around in a group of people. One of the women was pregnant, and they chatted about when she was due, etc. He turned to another woman in the group with a protruding belly and said, "When are YOU due?"

                    Her reply: "I'm not pregnant."

                    He said he wished God would have vaporized him on the spot.
                    He immediately should have said, "Would you like to be?"
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ReggieCleveland@Feb 27 2004, 11:39 AM
                      A friend of mine was at a party years ago, standing around in a group of people. One of the women was pregnant, and they chatted about when she was due, etc. He turned to another woman in the group with a protruding belly and said, "When are YOU due?"

                      Her reply: "I'm not pregnant."

                      He said he wished God would have vaporized him on the spot.
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                      • #12
                        That's a good story, Reggie, but the actual stupidest thing ever said remains:

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kennyboyerfan+Feb 27 2004, 01:19 PM-->
                          QUOTE(kennyboyerfan @ Feb 27 2004, 01:19 PM)

                        • #14
                          Originally posted by Trigfunctions@Feb 27 2004, 01:30 PM
                          That's a good story, Reggie, but the actual stupidest thing ever said remains:

                          David Bell - World Series Hero 

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                          I'm really glad Walt got the kind of value he did when he moved Bell. 
                          Now it's starting to feel like baseball season.
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                          • #15
                            Originally posted by hkyfan+Feb 27 2004, 01:24 PM-->
                            QUOTE(hkyfan @ Feb 27 2004, 01:24 PM)
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