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  • Where the hell is Kaiser?

    Has anyone here ever had a hammer thrown at them? I have.

  • #2
    Originally posted by ReggieCleveland@Feb 27 2004, 08:17 AM
    Has anyone here ever had a hammer thrown at them? I have.
    No, but I was asked how it (my hammer) was hanging.
    I agree with Davhaf.....Kaiser March 9,2004

    Official Lounge co-sponsor of Jason Motte.

    Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.

    Bill Walton

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    • #3
      A guy once asked me to paint his dick. Thought it would make it hard. I said, you whip it out, I'll paint it....but you're going to have one hell of a time getting it back off.

      He declined.

      (I had a summer job as a painter. He didn't call me up out of the blue or anything.)

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      • #4
        Kaiser is setting up his new computer that he "found" at the FedEx warehouse he "works" at.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Iowa_Card@Feb 27 2004, 08:24 AM
          Kaiser is setting up his new computer that he "found" at the FedEx warehouse he "works" at.
          I was about to say something very similar.

          What a jackoff.
          When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ReggieCleveland@Feb 27 2004, 08:23 AM
            A guy once asked me to paint his dick. Thought it would make it hard. I said, you whip it out, I'll paint it....but you're going to have one hell of a time getting it back off.

            He declined.

            (I had a summer job as a painter. He didn't call me up out of the blue or anything.)
            Reggie the last sentence ruined my whole image of you. Only you or Stroker would know someone that would ask you to paint their dick. What color did he want.
            I agree with Davhaf.....Kaiser March 9,2004

            Official Lounge co-sponsor of Jason Motte.

            Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.

            Bill Walton

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            • #7
              Originally posted by WinstonSmith+Feb 27 2004, 08:26 AM-->
              QUOTE(WinstonSmith @ Feb 27 2004, 08:26 AM)

            • #8
              Originally posted by kaiser+Feb 27 2004, 09:42 AM-->
              QUOTE(kaiser @ Feb 27 2004, 09:42 AM)
              Originally posted by [email protected] 27 2004, 08:26 AM

            • #9
              Is Mr. Cleveland a brief or boxers man??
              depends...
              Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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              • #10
                Originally posted by cardinalgirl@Feb 27 2004, 09:57 AM
                Is Mr. Cleveland a brief or boxers man??
                depends...

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                • #11
                  I hear Sir Cleveland is quite a supporter of the Armed Forces..the Commandoes, in fact...

                  Nothing like runnin' free in the mean street of downtown Clevelandville, eh Reg?

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                  • #12
                    Is Mr. Cleveland a brief or boxers man??
                    Hanes her way.

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                    • #13
                      Hey Reg--

                      Do you think I could get my hammer back?

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                      • #14
                        Originally posted by backstop@Feb 27 2004, 10:04 AM
                        Hey Reg--

                        Do you think I could get my hammer back?
                        in a dark blue semi-gloss
                        Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist

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                        • #15
                          Reggie the last sentence ruined my whole image of you. Only you or Stroker would know someone that would ask you to paint their dick. What color did he want.
                          I didn't know the guy; he walked up and asked me.

                          He would have had to take this pukey beige color, because that's the color I was doing the door.

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