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  • what WOULDN'T you vote JackSparrow for?

    I just can't decide...
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    Asian Cox Gobbling Poster of the Month
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    Poster Most Likely To Raise Chickens For Unnatural Purposes
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    Greatest Resemblance To Benny-the-Retard from L.A. Law
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    Voluteer Poster To Get mikesmith Forehead Tatoo For Charity
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    . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
    -mike
    mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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    S.P.O.R.T. Lounge Most Sensitive Member Award

    Clearly goes to Reggie
    Official Sponsor of Jim Edmonds & John Smoltz

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    • #3


      Decisions...decisions...

      Damn..I need to think this over

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      • #4
        Let's see if Jax can correctly pick my vote....

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Feb 27 2004, 12:55 AM
          Let's see if Jax can correctly pick my vote....
          LA Law
          Official Sponsor of Jim Edmonds & John Smoltz

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JackSparrow+Feb 27 2004, 12:57 AM-->
            QUOTE(JackSparrow @ Feb 27 2004, 12:57 AM)

          • #7
            cox?

            sensitive?
            Official Sponsor of Jim Edmonds & John Smoltz

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            • #8
              I decided to go with the chickens...

              1. because you're impotent...

              and/therefore:

              2. you're more likely to raise gerbils for your unnatural acts...
              . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
              -mike
              mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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              • #9
                I went for Asia Cox Gobbling...

                Reason is...

                1.) You dont gobble cox...but rather let people "come in thru the back door"...

                and..

                2.) Your mouth is much too big for Asian cox

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                • #10
                  in a close call i had to got with Asian Cox Gobbling Poster of the Month.

                  Official Sponsor of Marco Gonzales and the Productive Out!!!


                  Said the Quangle Wangle Quee

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                  • #11
                    S.P.O.R.T. Lounge Most Sensitive Member Award
                    I used to get kinda choked up at those Taster's Choice commercials.

                    "Dad, I've become attached to my horse's cock."

                    "Let's make a pot of coffee, honey."

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                    • #12
                      Here's my question.

                      Is Sparrow the Leader or the Mascot?
                      When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night."

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