"Yes, son?"
"Can I be an altar boy?"
"Good Lord, no, son."
"Why not?"
"Uh, you just can't."
"Well, then, can I join the Boy Scouts and go on overnight trips?"
"Sorry, son. You can't."
"Then when I grow up can I go to Washington and be a Congressional page?"
"Sigh.....No, son, that just isn't safe, either."
"Can I at least go outside and play with Glovey?"
"Sure, son, that's the ticket. And make sure to take your little sister with you."
"Can I be an altar boy?"
"Good Lord, no, son."
"Why not?"
"Uh, you just can't."
"Well, then, can I join the Boy Scouts and go on overnight trips?"
"Sorry, son. You can't."
"Then when I grow up can I go to Washington and be a Congressional page?"
"Sigh.....No, son, that just isn't safe, either."
"Can I at least go outside and play with Glovey?"
"Sure, son, that's the ticket. And make sure to take your little sister with you."
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