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  • "Daddy....?"

    "Yes, son?"
    "Can I be an altar boy?"
    "Good Lord, no, son."
    "Why not?"
    "Uh, you just can't."
    "Well, then, can I join the Boy Scouts and go on overnight trips?"
    "Sorry, son. You can't."
    "Then when I grow up can I go to Washington and be a Congressional page?"
    "Sigh.....No, son, that just isn't safe, either."
    "Can I at least go outside and play with Glovey?"
    "Sure, son, that's the ticket. And make sure to take your little sister with you."
    "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
    --Albert Einstein

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-nBWZD6fbI&eurl=

    (Someone else embed it)
    Billikens.com

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    • #3
      Daddy drinks because you cry.
      Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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      • #4
        Thanks, ken. <_<

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        • #5
          Sorry Glovey I laughed before I knew you were the butt of the joke.

          Then I laughed some more.

          I guess I'm not sorry.

          Sorry.
          Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

          Official Sport Lounge Sponsor of Rhode Island - Quincy Jones - Yadier Molina who knows no fear.
          God is stronger and the problem knows it.

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          • #6
            Speaking of fathers - I was listening to the Michael Baisden show (It's a Black thing)

            He had adults on the show who's mothers had told them late in life that the man they thought was there father really wasn't.

            This one girl said the man she thought was her father was in Nam and only came home so often.

            She said she was born in October - but her birthday was in December.
            Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

            Official Sport Lounge Sponsor of Rhode Island - Quincy Jones - Yadier Molina who knows no fear.
            God is stronger and the problem knows it.

            2017 BOTB bracket

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Schwahalala
              Speaking of fathers - I was listening to the Michael Baisden show (It's a Black thing)

              He had adults on the show who's mothers had told them late in life that the man they thought was there father really wasn't.

              This one girl said the man she thought was her father was in Nam and only came home so often.

              She said she was born in October - but her birthday was in December.
              Racist.

              Moon

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                • #9
                  KBF has it occured to you that you are raising a singing, dancing homosexual?
                  If he starts wanting to play soccer then you shall know for sure.
                  "Whaddya mean I hurt your feelings?"
                  "I didn't know you
                  had any feelings"

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