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    **Exclusive 4:09 PM ET, 2/25/04** KAKE TV in Wichita, Kansas set to report a woman, in her 50s, suffered a heart attack during a morning screening of Mel Gibson's controversial film PASSION OF THE CHRIST. "She later died at the hospital," a station source tells the DRUDGE REPORT. The report is scheduled to be lead story on the station's 5 PM news. "She went into seizure during one of the film's most dramatic moments," a station source explains. The woman attended a 9:30am screening at Warren East Theaters in Wichita... Developing...


    HEART ATTACK DURING 'PASSION OF CHRIST'; WOMAN PRONOUNCED DEAD AFTER VIEWING FILM IN KANSAS
    From the Drudge Report

  • #2
    I am sure Drudge will have an update on her condition in 3 days.
    Dude. Can. Fly.

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    • #3
      Funny you and I are the only ones to respond to this.

      Save me a seat.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by pgrote@Feb 25 2004, 03:42 PM
        Funny you and I are the only ones to respond to this.

        Save me a seat.
        Not to worry, they don't let you sit down in the hard-labor section.
        Dude. Can. Fly.

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        • #5
          Sinners.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by dvyyyyyy@Feb 25 2004, 03:41 PM
            I am sure Drudge will have an update on her condition in 3 days.
            Dvyyy,

            This was a good one. . .very funny!!
            Jimmy Buffett quote of the week:

            "Open season on the open seas and Captain says no prisoners please. Skull and crossbones on a background of black. We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back ."


            - Jimmy Buffett, Take it Back, Boats, Beaches, Bars and Ballads Box Set

            "Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude."

            -

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            • #7
              IMDB gives God screenwriting credit for 'The Passion'

              "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
              Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
              -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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              • #8
                That's awesome.

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                • #9
                  It's reported that before passing on, the woman cried out in a loud voice

                  "Mel, Mel, lema sabachthani"

                  But seriously, foks, it's too bad that the lady died.
                  2005 Mandatory Loyalty Oath: I love America, our troops, baseball, Moms, and certain pies. I want no harm to come to any of those institutions, nor do I take any glee in their demise.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by pgrote@Feb 25 2004, 03:42 PM
                    Funny you and I are the only ones to respond to this.

                    Save me a seat.
                    I'm in good with the big guy. I'll see what I can do for you two.
                    Go Cards ...12 in 13.


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