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    CHARTER OF THE ANTI FACTION, FACTION

    1) The AF, F is open to all serious baseball fans who really love the game, and don't take it personally if Tony LaRussa doesn't call a hit and run or ask for a steal on EVERY PLAY.
    2) The AF, F will raise money, and give it to a needy family who can't afford baseball equipment, as opposed to ignorant banners or misspelled RFT ads
    3) Our voice to the media will not claim 68toadbird as a lackey.
    4) We will not cry if Bernie M. doesn't give us equal time.
    5) We will drink lots of beer.
    6) We will repeat step 5.
    7) We won't fraternize with Brian McKenna and will only associate with Joe DeNiro if he is bussing our table in a fine Clayton restaurant.
    8) We will support the inclusion of Cody McKay on the roster because knuckleballs are funny.
    9) Pujols, Rolen and Renteria are gods.
    10) We will wish the best for Jason Simontacchi
    11) We will host an annual reception for all Von Schnelling award nominees.
    12) If we make a concerted effort to contact the media, it will be to win Joe Boccardi's gift certificates on the Pressbox or to request 'Robin Hood' by Louis Prima on 104.1 The Red
    13) Repeat step 5, this time, left-handed
    14) If there is any kind of protest we will make, it will be against Al Hrabosky
    15) We will block, at every turn, any attempt by Rod Stewart to rejuvinate his career by butchering Tony Bennet songs while Tony is still alive....because some things, unlike batting the pitcher 8th, are worth taking up arms for

    your thoughts?
    Are you on the list?

  • #2
    Strike number 11, and I am in.




    Fuck Slu
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    • #3
      Originally posted by JackSparrow@Apr 21 2004, 09:40 PM
      Strike number 11, and I am in.




      Fuck Slu
      There are VonSchnelling award nominees from Illinois, you know?

      You can be Chancellor

      oh yeah..

      16) The AF, F shall be presided over by the council of the board of nine, which includes the president, potentate, chancellor, imam, sensei, warlock, proctor, provost, sergeant at arms, fifth level paladin and waterboy
      17) Re: 16...yes, their are 11 positions in the council or the board of nine...STFU...why are you worried about that? Shit.
      Are you on the list?

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      • #4
        So you're also in favor of joining clubs to make friends?

        Like my sig says -- or said, maybe a MOD edited it -- this ain't high school....
        When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night."

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        • #5
          So what role does KAK have in this?

          I thought they were anti-faction?
          Official Sponsor of Jim Edmonds & John Smoltz

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          • #6
            You should just call if FTF: Fuck the Faction.

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            • #7
              I posted this in the other thread Slu, but I do think Cards Talk people came up with a similar group called the ITFF (in the Faction Faction).

              Yours is better cos I never saw anything about beer in theirs though.
              Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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              • #8
                Winston...there are no dues, and this clique is open to everyone except you...so it's not much of a clique...

                Jack....I don't know what KAK is, as brigadier general of the Anti Faction, Faction...i'm drafting that group into my service

                Glove....we aren't fucking anything that includes Damtoft....stick with me and i'll teach you to swing, kid

                CG....there is more drinking here, than there...i really think in the great scheme of things you'll go where there are kegs a plenty and mango salsa dellvered by helper monkeys
                Are you on the list?

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                • #9
                  Oh, I know, Slu, but I am staying Faction.

                  I think it's excellent that yall drink too though. Maybe the Faction and Anti Faction could have a barbeque sometime. Might be fun.
                  Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by cardinalgirl@Apr 21 2004, 09:52 PM
                    Oh, I know, Slu, but I am staying Faction.

                    I think it's excellent that yall drink too though. Maybe the Faction and Anti Faction could have a barbeque sometime. Might be fun.
                    I don't think you guys take the music of Tony Bennet serious enough.
                    Are you on the list?

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                    • #11
                      So, how about joining me in the anti anti-faction faction, where we:

                      1) Drink beer (even Corona)
                      2) Bitch about the umps
                      3) Drink more beer
                      4) Send out for pizza
                      5) Declare Pujols, Rolen, Renteria untouchable
                      6) Drink even more beer
                      7) Send money to TLR's Animal Rescue Foundation while bitching about TLR's
                      managerial decisions
                      8) Declare Danny and Al to be threats to national security
                      9) Drink some beer
                      10) Ignore "factions"

                      Sound good?

                      the Dog

                      Dat's right!

                      Official Lounge Dog
                      Official Lounge sponsor of Bryce Salvador
                      Official Lounge sponsor of Cardinalgirl

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                      • #12
                        Dog, sign me up.

                        Call me the dog II

                        I am a weimaraner
                        Official Sponsor of Jim Edmonds & John Smoltz

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Rdog3933@Apr 21 2004, 10:00 PM
                          So, how about joining me in the anti anti-faction faction, where we:

                          1) Drink beer (even Corona)
                          2) Bitch about the umps
                          3) Drink more beer
                          4) Send out for pizza
                          5) Declare Pujols, Rolen, Renteria untouchable
                          6) Drink even more beer
                          7) Send money to TLR's Animal Rescue Foundation while bitching about TLR's
                          managerial decisions
                          8) Declare Danny and Al to be threats to national security
                          9) Drink some beer
                          10) Ignore "factions"

                          Sound good?

                          the Dog
                          wouldn't it be the anti faction, faction, faction
                          Are you on the list?

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                          • #14
                            Count me in.
                            " Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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                            • #15
                              Dog...........call it a name change.

                              The Barktion.
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