Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department

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Originally posted by SLUBLUE@Apr 21 2004, 12:24 PM
'Cheney wows 9-11 Commission by drinking water when Bush speaks'

[Moon Man]

"Grover! Grover! Grover!"

Moon

[SLUBLUE]

'Cheney wows 9-11 Commission by drinking water when Bush speaks'

[lazydaze]

Jacobs did not offer to pay firefighters for their service.

PrePay only. Unfortunately, there ain't no pay as you go rules.

[Moon Man]

Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department

The Onion

CHEYENNE, WY—After attempting to contain a living-room blaze started by a cigarette, card-carrying Libertarian Trent Jacobs reluctantly called the Cheyenne Fire Department Monday. "Although the community would do better to rely on an efficient, free-market fire-fighting service, the fact is that expensive, unnecessary public fire departments do exist," Jacobs said. "Also, my house was burning down." Jacobs did not offer to pay firefighters for their service.

Moon