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    What celebrities would you pay to see publicly executed? How would you like it done and why?


    #1 on my list:

    Ray Romano

    Creepy fucker...anybody claiming that everyone loves him deserved to be thrown into the pit of starving pigs with him...("Snatch" style )
    . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
    -mike
    mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

  • #2
    barbara streisand..............I'm not sadistic enough to think of a way to have her executed, I just never want to see her face again.

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    • #3
      I would like to skin Pauly Shore and toss him in a vat of lemon juice.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Fishbone@Apr 19 2004, 11:49 PM
        I'm not sadistic enough to think of a way to have her executed
        don't be ashamed, FB...you can do it!
        . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
        -mike
        mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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        • #5
          Originally posted by steveInebriated@Apr 19 2004, 11:50 PM
          I would like to skin Pauly Shore and toss him in a tank full of hungry anti-semitic sharks swimming in lemon juice.
          *fixed*
          . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
          -mike
          mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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          • #6
            Originally posted by OldSchoolStroker+Apr 19 2004, 10:53 PM-->
            QUOTE (OldSchoolStroker @ Apr 19 2004, 10:53 PM)

          • #7
            Originally posted by OldSchoolStroker+Apr 19 2004, 11:51 PM-->
            QUOTE (OldSchoolStroker @ Apr 19 2004, 11:51 PM)

          • #8
            My list is too long.
            RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009
            You'll never be forgotten.

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            • #9
              Originally posted by steveInebriated+Apr 19 2004, 11:54 PM-->
              QUOTE (steveInebriated @ Apr 19 2004, 11:54 PM)
              Originally posted by [email protected] 19 2004, 10:53 PM

            • #10
              Originally posted by JWB@Apr 19 2004, 11:54 PM
              My list is too long.
              start @ the top...
              . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
              -mike
              mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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              • #11
                Celine Dion

                I'd like to see Mike Tyson beat her to death.
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                • #12
                  You know, OSS, I would register this trademark ASAP b/f FOX gets any ideas...

                  "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                  Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
                  -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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                  • #13
                    Originally posted by OldSchoolStroker+Apr 19 2004, 10:54 PM-->
                    QUOTE (OldSchoolStroker @ Apr 19 2004, 10:54 PM)
                    Originally posted by [email protected] 19 2004, 11:54 PM
                    Originally posted by [email protected] 19 2004, 10:53 PM

                  • #14
                    Joe Theismann.

                    I would force him to listen to himself talk non-stop for three and a half hours every Sunday night from September through January. That should be enough to kill him.

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                    • #15
                      Originally posted by CSD@Apr 19 2004, 11:55 PM
                      Celine Dion

                      I'd like to see Mike Tyson, with rusted nails hammered through his knuckles, beat her to death.
                      fix
                      . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
                      -mike
                      mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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