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    I bet Reggie goes and sits in a corner with sunglasses and a sombrero on, just so he can see people but no one will see him.


    Reggie Cleveland escaped serious injury last night at the Growlers on Olive. A modest gathering of Loungers turned ugly last night as the group was partying at the popular Creve Coeur nightspot. About 10 p.m. while ordering another Bud Light, Lounger Jhuegy was informed by Guppy about a mysterious fellow sitting at a nearby table. The obviously inconspicous gentleman, dressed in a sombrero with sunglasses, was seated at a table in the back corner of the spacious room. As news of the obvious intruder filtered through the group they sprang up from the table and surrounded the shocked Metro. Led by the hard charging Turd Ferguson and BigJOE they each grabbed an arm of the suddenly weeping intruder. Once he was standing, Rdog3933 and Joe_W each grabbed a leg and spread him out like a lamb at slaughter. MDM poked him in the eyes 3 Stooges style while her friend (a non-Lounger) twisted his ears. CardinalGirl gave the Mexican looking stranger a strong kick to the groin and Jhuegy was trying to rip out his chest hairs that were nonexistent. After a brief struggle to escape his attackers the St. Louis County police showed up and arrested the entire group. Before the paddywagon pulled away for Clayton, the arresting officer brought the distraught Metro to the back of the vehicle to identify his attackers.

    Turns out his name was Juan Menendez of Mexico City who was passing through STL on his way to Chicago.

    All were released this morning on bail posted by Steve I who showed up at Growlers about 11:30 last night. Upon release from St. Louis County jail Lounger MDM was heard muttering under her breath, "stinking Metro's".




    Oh, btw, we had a great time before that, you should have been there!
    RIP Stan the Man
    The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER!
    I miss TLR!

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    Who kicked me in the head? It's achin'.
    Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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    • #3
      Man - I can't wait for my kids to get older so I can get out once in a while.
      Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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      • #4
        Figured that BigJoe and I would be the enforcers.....
        If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Turd Ferguson@Apr 17 2004, 09:07 AM
          Figured that BigJoe and I would be the enforcers.....
          Um, no, you were the youngest.
          RIP Stan the Man
          The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER!
          I miss TLR!

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          • #6
            I was the bartender, assbuffets.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by jhuegy+Apr 17 2004, 09:20 AM-->
              QUOTE (jhuegy @ Apr 17 2004, 09:20 AM)

            • #8
              Originally posted by Turd Ferguson+Apr 17 2004, 09:23 AM-->
              QUOTE (Turd Ferguson @ Apr 17 2004, 09:23 AM)
              Originally posted by [email protected] 17 2004, 09:20 AM

            • #9
              Originally posted by jhuegy@Apr 17 2004, 09:25 AM
              Yours and BigJOEs KIDS don't count!
              Why not? They could probably kick Reggie's ass. Convincingly.
              If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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              • #10
                Originally posted by Turd Ferguson@Apr 17 2004, 09:27 AM
                Why not? They could probably kick Reggie's ass. Convincingly.
                Actually, Ferguson has a point there.
                Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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                • #11
                  Get high. I can beat the shit out of all three of my kids at the same time.

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                  • #12
                    Originally posted by Reggie Cleveland@Apr 17 2004, 09:28 AM
                    Get high. I can beat the shit out of all three of my kids at the same time.
                    1-800-childabuse.


                    My kids have that number memorized.
                    RIP Stan the Man
                    The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER!
                    I miss TLR!

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                    • #13
                      Originally posted by jhuegy+Apr 17 2004, 09:29 AM-->
                      QUOTE (jhuegy @ Apr 17 2004, 09:29 AM)

                    • #14
                      jhuegy...you mentioned something about a 20 y/o daughter?

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                      Dat's right!

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                      • #15
                        Did anyone besides us see the Cardinal game you think?

                        The Metros baseball team is still in third...I should have piitched Wakefield instead of that suckfest Vazquez. Man, he just blows.
                        Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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