IT Support Position

[ironman]

Hello,

We have an opening at our center in Earth City, MO for a desktop support person. This is in person support where your time is 50% on the floor and 50% project work.

The shift runs from 12pm-9pm with a rotating schedule.

We're looking for people familiar with NT4/W2K and the office applications. Must understand networks and have prior experience.

The salary begins at 30K depending on experience.

If you know of someone who is interested, you can have them send their resume to me at [email protected]. We are looking to fill this position ASAP.

[lasvegasreb]

Does the employee get to post at the Lounge?

[Iowa_Card]

Originally posted by lasvegasreb@Apr 16 2004, 10:43 AM
Does the employee get to post at the Lounge?

Well, at most, 50% of the time.

[Indu WangZi]

Dear Mr. PGrote,

I am interested in applying for the desktop support position. I have no prior experience, and am even a little unsure as to what support constitutes. However, I enjoy a challenge, as long as that challenge isnt too challenging. I am a motivated, self-starter, well, that is when I am not hung over like a giddy Catholic priest after Lent.

I have excellent references, but, of course, they are only people I am friends with that I usually drink piss with. I am honest and have never told a lie, well, that is, except my work history or the gawdy GPA I put in my resume. Hell, I couldnt even pass classes as Meramec.

Thank you for consideration for this position. I look forward to being able to slag off and not really have to work very hard. But, at least when my job is outsourced, there will actually be service-level improvements.

Best Regards,

WangZi HouZi.

[ironman]

Mr. WangZi,

I appreciate your interest in the position. I am sorry to say, though, at this time we have no room on our staff for someone with such a prodigeous ego as yourself.

While the risk of your head exploding is minimal, we're concerned about the availability of air where your head is located. We couldn't assume the risk.

Thanks for your interest and good luck in your search.

[007]

Originally posted by pgrote@Apr 16 2004, 01:04 PM
Mr. WangZi,

I appreciate your interest in the position. I am sorry to say, though, at this time we have no room on our staff for someone with such a prodigeous ego as yourself.

While the risk of your head exploding is minimal, we're concerned about the availability of air where your head is located. We couldn't assume the risk.

Thanks for your interest and good luck in your search.

That looks like my usual formed letter responses...

[Indu WangZi]

Dear Mr. PGrote,

I appreciate your response dated April 17th. I certainly do understand the concerns you have outlined. However, my mother's cousins aunt knows a docor who can assure you I am really a pin head, and thus, require very little air. In fact, he often refers to me as "air head".

I hope that you will re-consider me for this position as I am sure I would be a thorough nuisance to both my co-workers and you.

best regards,
Xiao HouZi WangZi

[ironman]

Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Apr 16 2004, 12:09 PM
I hope that you will re-consider me for this position as I am sure I would be a thorough nuisance to both my co-workers and you.

Mr. Xiao ,

Thank you for submitting your clarification. It's always a great sign when a candidate follows up to whine about our decisions.

While being a pin head is advantageous for some we'd have a slight problem. See, we're accustomed to wearing specially made glasses. These galsses are based on the containers that hold our main sustanence. Through these glasses all our customers look wonderful and all our numbers are met.

So as you can see, being a pinhead wouldn't allow you to use a necessary piece of equipment for the job.

Thanks again for your continued interest.

[Dr.Gonzo]

I fear I may be underqualified, but I'd give it a shot.

[ironman]

Bump for the afternoon/evening crowd.

[ironman]

Bumpe for evening crowd. Last bump.

[Damtoft]

Did Phelan McGroin send in his CV?

[ironman]

Not yet. :-)

[007]

Originally posted by Damtoft@Apr 16 2004, 08:07 PM
Did Phelan McGroin send in his CV?

I guess Wang doesn't like that side of the family too much...

[Damtoft]

Naw, it's just that he doesn't want to share them.