Advice needed: Removal of birds nest from my tree

[Bleacher Creature Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Bleacher Creature]

I have a tree outside my bedroom window that is home to a couple nests of very loud Cardinals. I like birds, but, not chirping away outside my window at 4:00 AM.

Is there an orginization who'll safely remove them to another location?

[Iowa_Card Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Iowa_Card]

Originally posted by The Kev@Apr 16 2004, 08:51 AM
I have a tree outside my bedroom window that is home to a couple nests of very loud Cardinals. I like birds, but, not chirping away outside my window at 4:00 AM.

Is there an orginization who'll safely remove them to another location?

ARF.

Tony knows how to get rid of noisy Cardinals.

[jhuegy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close jhuegy]

I think the NRA might be able to help!

[JK Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close JK]

I would contact the Faction Emperor and look into flying a banner above their nest.

[Bleacher Creature Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Bleacher Creature]

I considered placing an Astros cap and a jersey with Roger Clemens up there

[RedBirdBrain Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RedBirdBrain]

Originally posted by The Kev@Apr 16 2004, 08:51 AM
I like birds, but, not chirping away outside my window at 4:00 AM.

These guys will take care of them for you:

http://www.huntinfo.com/maha/

-RBB

[Reggie Cleveland Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Reggie Cleveland]

Send them on a road trip to Arizona. They'll be too tired to come back.

[cardinalgirl Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close cardinalgirl]

Can I have them?

I bought Cardinal food but I dont' have a bird house.

But maybe I can get a cage and keep them inside. I will name them after the players and stuff.

[kennyboyerfan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close kennyboyerfan]

Ask them to pay a PSL.

[BurnKU Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BurnKU]

tough crowd

[backstop Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close backstop]

Ask them to defer some of their chirping until your new house opens in 2006.

[cardinalgirl Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close cardinalgirl]

You should try to hold out.

They probably won't make any noise after September.

[Reggie Cleveland Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Reggie Cleveland]

Bring in some Cubbies for a five-day stay. You won't hear from the birds after that.

[Reggie Cleveland Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Reggie Cleveland]

Aren't you glad you asked?

[Dr.Gonzo Hay.... Find all posts View Profile Close Dr.Gonzo]

A couple of these guys and they won't bother you no more.






Seriously though, I'm not sure. Call around to a few places. We had a big problem with birds and squirels, and they said they wouldn't hurt them, but humanely re-locate them. Later we found that they poisoned them all, after our dog got ahold of one of their bricks they set out. The wife was pissed as hell because they told her the bait they set out would just cause them to get really thirsty and go find water and not come back. She flat out asked them if it would harm them and they told her no. We called when the dog got ahold of some of the bait, and that's when we were told it was poison. I'll try to call her later and see if she remembers the name of the place.

The dog is ok, btw.