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    What's your favorite spam mail of the day?
    Official Lounge Sponsor of:
    MIGOTS!, TJ Oshie, David Freese, Sponsoring Softball Players, Trout, Bon Jovi, Cold, hard facts, rigidly defined with mathematical precision, The abortion boat, which traveled to Poland in 2003 and Ireland in 2001.

    Former Lounge Sponsor of:
    The Hebrew Hammer, BBZ, Foods that start with the letter 'Q', Paul 'Visor' Mitchell, FBBHOFer Brett "William" Wallace, BBFHOF, THE LALPHABET: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N I Z M N O P Q R S T U V Z T U V X Y X Z, The Return of MarkD.

  • #2
    Something about longer lasting erections or breat implants.

    Let me pick one of the 58 that I got today and decide which "place" sent it to me.
    Official Sponsor of Jim Edmonds & John Smoltz

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    • #3
      I do enjoy being told that yes, I too can increase my breast size!

      Comment


      • #4
        From:
        "FRANCIS OLA"   Add to Address Book

        To:
        [email protected]

        Date:
        Thu, 19 Feb 2004 11:45:38 +0100

        Subject:
        CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL








        NAME: FRANCIS OLA.
        #186 RAYMOND NJOKU ROAD
        IKOYI - LAGOS
        NIGERIA.
        PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS : [email protected]
        FAX: +234-1-7595071

        DEAR FRIEND,
        REQUEST FOR BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY, STRICTLY
        CONFIDENTIAL.
        I AM FRANCIS OLA, THE CHAIRMAN OF ELECTORAL REVIEW
        PANEL, INDEPENDENT NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSIOM
        (INEC) OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
        THIS PANEL WAS SET UP BEFORE THE LAST GENERAL
        ELECTIONS. ONE OF THE DUTIES OF THE COMMISSION WAS TO
        PROCURE ALL ELECTORAL MATERIALS FOR THE GENERAL
        ELECTIONS THAT WAS CONCLUDED A WHILE AGO. THE GENERAL
        ELECTIONS USHERED IN A SECOND TERM IN OFFICE OF
        LEGISLATIVE AND EXECUTIVE ARMS OF THIS NEWLY
        DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF CHIEF
        OLUSEGUN OBASANJO.
        I CAME TO KNOW ABOUT YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE
        AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL
        TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM
        OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT. MY PANEL OVER INVOICED
        A CONTRACT TO THE TUNE OF USD38,500,000.00
        (THIRTY-EIGHT MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
        STATES DOLLARS ONLY) WHEN A CONTRACT FOR THE SUPPLY OF
        ELECTORAL MATERIALS WAS AWARDED. THIS FORMED 10% OF
        THE ORIGINAL CONTRACT VALUED USD385,000,000.00.THE
        ORIGINAL CONTRACTOR HAS BEEN PAID OFF LEAVING THE
        BALANCE 10% IN A SPECIAL RESERVED ACCOUNT WITH THE
        APEX BANK OF NIGERIA. THIS AMOUNT HAS NOW BEEN
        APPROVED AND IS NOW READY TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR
        ACCOUNT IF YOU INDICATE INTEREST IN THE BUSINESS.
        SINCE AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE PROHIBITED BY THE CODE
        OF CONDUCT BUREAU (CIVIL SERVICE LAW) FROM OPERATING
        AND/OR OPENING FOREIGN ACCOUNTS IN OUR NAMES.
        NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE TRUST REPOSED ON YOU AT THIS
        JUNCTURE IS ENORMOUS, IN RETURN, WE HAVE AGREED TO
        OFFER YOU 30% OF THE TRANSFERED SUM OF MONEY. MY
        PARTNERS AND I WOULD COME TO MEET YOU FOR OUR SHARE OF
        70% IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE TRANSFER WHICH WOULD BE
        LODGED INTO ACCOUNTS IN DUE COURSE IN YOUR COUNTRY.
        MODALITIES FOR THIS TRANSACTION HAVE BEEN WORKED OUT
        AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND
        THE APEX BANK OF NIGERIA FOR THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF
        THE FUNDS WITHIN 10 WORKING DAYS SUBJECT TO FINAL
        APPROVAL BY THE DEBT RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE
        (D.R.C.). OUR ASSURANCE IS THAT YOUR ROLE IS RISK
        FREE.TO ACCORD THIS TRANSACTION THE LEGALITY IT
        DESERVES AND FOR MUTUAL SECURITY OF THE FUNDS THE
        WHOLE APPROVAL PROCEDURES WILL OFFICIALLY AND LEGALLY
        PROCESSED WITH YOUR NAME OR THE NAME OF ANY COMPANY OF
        YOUR CHOICE AS THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY. ONCE MORE, I
        WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT HAVING PUT IN OVER
        TWENTY-FIVE YEARS IN THE CIVIL SERVICE OF MY COUNTRY,
        I AM AVERSE TO HAVING MY IMAGE AND CAREER DENTED. THIS
        MATTER SHOULD THEREFORE BE TREATED WITH UTMOST SECRECY
        AND URGENCY IT DESERVES.
        AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND YOUR MAIL TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:
        [email protected] IF INTERESTED, PLEASE REPLY THROUGH MY
        PRIAVTE MAIL
        ADDRESS AS INDICATED ABOVE FOR US TO GET STARTED. AS SOON
        AS I RECEIVE YOUR EXPRESSION OF INTEREST, I WILL SEND
        YOU A SAMPLE OF APPLICATION FORM WHICH YOU MUST
        REPRODUCE AND SEND BACK TO ME FOR SUBMISSION. IT WILL
        ENABLE TO ME REGISTER YOUR NAME AS A CONTRACTOR AND
        ENSURE IT IS BACK DATED TO REFLECT THE TIME THAT THE
        CONTRACT WAS AWARDED. IN THE MEANTIME, DO SEND ME THE
        FOLLOWING:
        1. YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS.
        2. TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.
        3. ANY OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT YOU CONSIDER OKAY TO TAKE
        FUNDS UPON TRANSFER.
        I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR TIMELY RESPONSE.
        YOURS SINCERELY,
        FRANCIS OLA.

        Official Lounge Sponsor of Lou Brock (really) and Ryan Franklin (really)*

        * Payment processing. It will be official soon.

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by steveInebriated@Apr 14 2004, 11:00 AM
          From:
          "FRANCIS OLA"   Add to Address Book

          To:
          [email protected]

          Date:
          Thu, 19 Feb 2004 11:45:38 +0100

          Subject:
          CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL








          NAME: FRANCIS OLA.
          #186 RAYMOND NJOKU ROAD
          IKOYI - LAGOS
          NIGERIA.
          PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS : [email protected]
          FAX: +234-1-7595071

          DEAR FRIEND,
          REQUEST FOR BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY, STRICTLY
          CONFIDENTIAL.
          I AM FRANCIS OLA, THE CHAIRMAN OF ELECTORAL REVIEW
          PANEL, INDEPENDENT NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSIOM
          (INEC) OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
          THIS PANEL WAS SET UP BEFORE THE LAST GENERAL
          ELECTIONS. ONE OF THE DUTIES OF THE COMMISSION WAS TO
          PROCURE ALL ELECTORAL MATERIALS FOR THE GENERAL
          ELECTIONS THAT WAS CONCLUDED A WHILE AGO. THE GENERAL
          ELECTIONS USHERED IN A SECOND TERM IN OFFICE OF
          LEGISLATIVE AND EXECUTIVE ARMS OF THIS NEWLY
          DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF CHIEF
          OLUSEGUN OBASANJO.
          I CAME TO KNOW ABOUT YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE
          AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL
          TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM
          OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT. MY PANEL OVER INVOICED
          A CONTRACT TO THE TUNE OF USD38,500,000.00
          (THIRTY-EIGHT MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
          STATES DOLLARS ONLY) WHEN A CONTRACT FOR THE SUPPLY OF
          ELECTORAL MATERIALS WAS AWARDED. THIS FORMED 10% OF
          THE ORIGINAL CONTRACT VALUED USD385,000,000.00.THE
          ORIGINAL CONTRACTOR HAS BEEN PAID OFF LEAVING THE
          BALANCE 10% IN A SPECIAL RESERVED ACCOUNT WITH THE
          APEX BANK OF NIGERIA. THIS AMOUNT HAS NOW BEEN
          APPROVED AND IS NOW READY TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR
          ACCOUNT IF YOU INDICATE INTEREST IN THE BUSINESS.
          SINCE AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE PROHIBITED BY THE CODE
          OF CONDUCT BUREAU (CIVIL SERVICE LAW) FROM OPERATING
          AND/OR OPENING FOREIGN ACCOUNTS IN OUR NAMES.
          NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE TRUST REPOSED ON YOU AT THIS
          JUNCTURE IS ENORMOUS, IN RETURN, WE HAVE AGREED TO
          OFFER YOU 30% OF THE TRANSFERED SUM OF MONEY. MY
          PARTNERS AND I WOULD COME TO MEET YOU FOR OUR SHARE OF
          70% IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE TRANSFER WHICH WOULD BE
          LODGED INTO ACCOUNTS IN DUE COURSE IN YOUR COUNTRY.
          MODALITIES FOR THIS TRANSACTION HAVE BEEN WORKED OUT
          AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND
          THE APEX BANK OF NIGERIA FOR THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF
          THE FUNDS WITHIN 10 WORKING DAYS SUBJECT TO FINAL
          APPROVAL BY THE DEBT RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE
          (D.R.C.). OUR ASSURANCE IS THAT YOUR ROLE IS RISK
          FREE.TO ACCORD THIS TRANSACTION THE LEGALITY IT
          DESERVES AND FOR MUTUAL SECURITY OF THE FUNDS THE
          WHOLE APPROVAL PROCEDURES WILL OFFICIALLY AND LEGALLY
          PROCESSED WITH YOUR NAME OR THE NAME OF ANY COMPANY OF
          YOUR CHOICE AS THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY. ONCE MORE, I
          WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT HAVING PUT IN OVER
          TWENTY-FIVE YEARS IN THE CIVIL SERVICE OF MY COUNTRY,
          I AM AVERSE TO HAVING MY IMAGE AND CAREER DENTED. THIS
          MATTER SHOULD THEREFORE BE TREATED WITH UTMOST SECRECY
          AND URGENCY IT DESERVES.
          AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND YOUR MAIL TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:
          [email protected] IF INTERESTED, PLEASE REPLY THROUGH MY
          PRIAVTE MAIL
          ADDRESS AS INDICATED ABOVE FOR US TO GET STARTED. AS SOON
          AS I RECEIVE YOUR EXPRESSION OF INTEREST, I WILL SEND
          YOU A SAMPLE OF APPLICATION FORM WHICH YOU MUST
          REPRODUCE AND SEND BACK TO ME FOR SUBMISSION. IT WILL
          ENABLE TO ME REGISTER YOUR NAME AS A CONTRACTOR AND
          ENSURE IT IS BACK DATED TO REFLECT THE TIME THAT THE
          CONTRACT WAS AWARDED. IN THE MEANTIME, DO SEND ME THE
          FOLLOWING:
          1. YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS.
          2. TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.
          3. ANY OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT YOU CONSIDER OKAY TO TAKE
          FUNDS UPON TRANSFER.
          I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR TIMELY RESPONSE.
          YOURS SINCERELY,
          FRANCIS OLA.
          WOW!!!

          That's a GREAT deal!!!


          Can I get in on it?!?!?!
          Official Lounge Sponsor of:
          MIGOTS!, TJ Oshie, David Freese, Sponsoring Softball Players, Trout, Bon Jovi, Cold, hard facts, rigidly defined with mathematical precision, The abortion boat, which traveled to Poland in 2003 and Ireland in 2001.

          Former Lounge Sponsor of:
          The Hebrew Hammer, BBZ, Foods that start with the letter 'Q', Paul 'Visor' Mitchell, FBBHOFer Brett "William" Wallace, BBFHOF, THE LALPHABET: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N I Z M N O P Q R S T U V Z T U V X Y X Z, The Return of MarkD.

          Comment


          • #6
            i like the ones that say how you can make a ton of money, work from home, set your own hours..........but they leave out the part on what you do to earn the money.
            Official 2009 Sponsor of nobody

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by bigJOE@Apr 14 2004, 11:12 AM
              i like the ones that say how you can make a ton of money, work from home, set your own hours..........but they leave out the part on what you do to earn the money.
              The way to make that money is to send out that email.



              I'm writing a get rich quick book about entitled "How to write a get rich quick book"
              Official Lounge Sponsor of:
              MIGOTS!, TJ Oshie, David Freese, Sponsoring Softball Players, Trout, Bon Jovi, Cold, hard facts, rigidly defined with mathematical precision, The abortion boat, which traveled to Poland in 2003 and Ireland in 2001.

              Former Lounge Sponsor of:
              The Hebrew Hammer, BBZ, Foods that start with the letter 'Q', Paul 'Visor' Mitchell, FBBHOFer Brett "William" Wallace, BBFHOF, THE LALPHABET: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N I Z M N O P Q R S T U V Z T U V X Y X Z, The Return of MarkD.

              Comment


              • #8
                Originally posted by BringBackZezel+Apr 14 2004, 12:13 PM-->
                QUOTE (BringBackZezel @ Apr 14 2004, 12:13 PM)

              • #9
                Originally posted by bigJOE+Apr 14 2004, 11:16 AM-->
                QUOTE (bigJOE @ Apr 14 2004, 11:16 AM)
                Originally posted by [email protected] 14 2004, 12:13 PM

              • #10
                From:Johnnie Saldana [[email protected]]
                Subject: shlong

                Drop the HAMMER on the next chick you bang...

                http://adolph.singzzs.com/vp5

                take off-

                http://lax.diffrs.com/a.html

                astronomer algaecide chromatogram



                Official Lounge Sponsor of:
                MIGOTS!, TJ Oshie, David Freese, Sponsoring Softball Players, Trout, Bon Jovi, Cold, hard facts, rigidly defined with mathematical precision, The abortion boat, which traveled to Poland in 2003 and Ireland in 2001.

                Former Lounge Sponsor of:
                The Hebrew Hammer, BBZ, Foods that start with the letter 'Q', Paul 'Visor' Mitchell, FBBHOFer Brett "William" Wallace, BBFHOF, THE LALPHABET: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N I Z M N O P Q R S T U V Z T U V X Y X Z, The Return of MarkD.

                Comment


                • #11
                  Originally posted by steveInebriated@Apr 14 2004, 11:00 AM
                  From:
                  "FRANCIS OLA"   Add to Address Book

                  To:
                  [email protected]

                  Date:
                  Thu, 19 Feb 2004 11:45:38 +0100

                  Subject:
                  CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL








                  NAME: FRANCIS OLA.
                  #186 RAYMOND NJOKU ROAD
                  IKOYI - LAGOS
                  NIGERIA.
                  PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS : [email protected]
                  FAX: +234-1-7595071

                  DEAR FRIEND,
                  REQUEST FOR BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY, STRICTLY
                  CONFIDENTIAL.
                  I AM FRANCIS OLA, THE CHAIRMAN OF ELECTORAL REVIEW
                  PANEL, INDEPENDENT NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSIOM
                  (INEC) OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
                  THIS PANEL WAS SET UP BEFORE THE LAST GENERAL
                  ELECTIONS. ONE OF THE DUTIES OF THE COMMISSION WAS TO
                  PROCURE ALL ELECTORAL MATERIALS FOR THE GENERAL
                  ELECTIONS THAT WAS CONCLUDED A WHILE AGO. THE GENERAL
                  ELECTIONS USHERED IN A SECOND TERM IN OFFICE OF
                  LEGISLATIVE AND EXECUTIVE ARMS OF THIS NEWLY
                  DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF CHIEF
                  OLUSEGUN OBASANJO.
                  I CAME TO KNOW ABOUT YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE
                  AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL
                  TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM
                  OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT. MY PANEL OVER INVOICED
                  A CONTRACT TO THE TUNE OF USD38,500,000.00
                  (THIRTY-EIGHT MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
                  STATES DOLLARS ONLY) WHEN A CONTRACT FOR THE SUPPLY OF
                  ELECTORAL MATERIALS WAS AWARDED. THIS FORMED 10% OF
                  THE ORIGINAL CONTRACT VALUED USD385,000,000.00.THE
                  ORIGINAL CONTRACTOR HAS BEEN PAID OFF LEAVING THE
                  BALANCE 10% IN A SPECIAL RESERVED ACCOUNT WITH THE
                  APEX BANK OF NIGERIA. THIS AMOUNT HAS NOW BEEN
                  APPROVED AND IS NOW READY TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR
                  ACCOUNT IF YOU INDICATE INTEREST IN THE BUSINESS.
                  SINCE AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE PROHIBITED BY THE CODE
                  OF CONDUCT BUREAU (CIVIL SERVICE LAW) FROM OPERATING
                  AND/OR OPENING FOREIGN ACCOUNTS IN OUR NAMES.
                  NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE TRUST REPOSED ON YOU AT THIS
                  JUNCTURE IS ENORMOUS, IN RETURN, WE HAVE AGREED TO
                  OFFER YOU 30% OF THE TRANSFERED SUM OF MONEY. MY
                  PARTNERS AND I WOULD COME TO MEET YOU FOR OUR SHARE OF
                  70% IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE TRANSFER WHICH WOULD BE
                  LODGED INTO ACCOUNTS IN DUE COURSE IN YOUR COUNTRY.
                  MODALITIES FOR THIS TRANSACTION HAVE BEEN WORKED OUT
                  AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND
                  THE APEX BANK OF NIGERIA FOR THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF
                  THE FUNDS WITHIN 10 WORKING DAYS SUBJECT TO FINAL
                  APPROVAL BY THE DEBT RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE
                  (D.R.C.). OUR ASSURANCE IS THAT YOUR ROLE IS RISK
                  FREE.TO ACCORD THIS TRANSACTION THE LEGALITY IT
                  DESERVES AND FOR MUTUAL SECURITY OF THE FUNDS THE
                  WHOLE APPROVAL PROCEDURES WILL OFFICIALLY AND LEGALLY
                  PROCESSED WITH YOUR NAME OR THE NAME OF ANY COMPANY OF
                  YOUR CHOICE AS THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY. ONCE MORE, I
                  WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT HAVING PUT IN OVER
                  TWENTY-FIVE YEARS IN THE CIVIL SERVICE OF MY COUNTRY,
                  I AM AVERSE TO HAVING MY IMAGE AND CAREER DENTED. THIS
                  MATTER SHOULD THEREFORE BE TREATED WITH UTMOST SECRECY
                  AND URGENCY IT DESERVES.
                  AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND YOUR MAIL TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:
                  [email protected] IF INTERESTED, PLEASE REPLY THROUGH MY
                  PRIAVTE MAIL
                  ADDRESS AS INDICATED ABOVE FOR US TO GET STARTED. AS SOON
                  AS I RECEIVE YOUR EXPRESSION OF INTEREST, I WILL SEND
                  YOU A SAMPLE OF APPLICATION FORM WHICH YOU MUST
                  REPRODUCE AND SEND BACK TO ME FOR SUBMISSION. IT WILL
                  ENABLE TO ME REGISTER YOUR NAME AS A CONTRACTOR AND
                  ENSURE IT IS BACK DATED TO REFLECT THE TIME THAT THE
                  CONTRACT WAS AWARDED. IN THE MEANTIME, DO SEND ME THE
                  FOLLOWING:
                  1. YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS.
                  2. TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.
                  3. ANY OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT YOU CONSIDER OKAY TO TAKE
                  FUNDS UPON TRANSFER.
                  I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR TIMELY RESPONSE.
                  YOURS SINCERELY,
                  FRANCIS OLA.
                  There's a website where a guy messes with these people. Strings them along with a bunch of bizarre shit until they get pissed and finally give up. It's hilarious. I'll see if I can find it.
                  Official sponsor of Mike Shannon's Retirement Party

                  Comment


                  • #12
                    Originally posted by BringBackZezel@Apr 14 2004, 11:37 AM
                    From:Johnnie Saldana [[email protected]]
                    Subject: shlong

                    Drop the HAMMER on the next chick you bang...

                    http://adolph.singzzs.com/vp5

                    take off-

                    http://lax.diffrs.com/a.html

                    astronomer algaecide  chromatogram



                    Holy shit... "Drop the HAMMER on the next chick you bang..."

                    Official Lounge Sponsor of Lou Brock (really) and Ryan Franklin (really)*

                    * Payment processing. It will be official soon.

                    Comment

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