Help!

[DC Santana]

I'm losing my fucking mind.

Wife is watching Trading Spaces with that annoying little bitch Page Davis.

Went downstairs, turned on the stereo, and guess what's on the radio?

"I Love" by Tom T. Hall.

This ain't been a good day.

'If I had a rocket luancher someone would surely pay."

[davhaf]

I know what you mean, two of my sons are going to see Tech9 in concert tonight and all day I've had to listen to rap.. "If I had a flame thrower I'd burn this place down"..

[madyaks]

I love little baby ducks, old pick-up trucks, slow-moving trains, and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams, sunday school in may,
And hay
And I love you too

I love leaves in the wind, pictures of my friends, birds in the world, and squirrels
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass and I love you too

I love honest open smiles, kisses from a child, tomatoes on the vine, and onions
I love winners when they cry, losers when they try, music when it’s good, and life
And I love you too

[DC Santana]

"I'm melting, melting"

[madyaks]

Boys and girls take warning, if you go near the lake
Keep your eyes wide open, and look for sneaky snake
Now maybe you won’t see him, maybe you won’t hear
But he’ll sneak up behind you, and drink all your root beer

And then sneaky snake goes dancin’, wigglin’ and a-hissin’
Sneaky snake goes dancin’, gigglin’ and a-kissin’
I don’t like old sneaky snake; he laughs too much you see
When he goes wigglin’ through the grass, it tickles his underneath

Well, sneaky snake drinks root beer, and he just makes me sick
When he is not dancin’, he looks just like a stick
Now, he doesn’t have any arms or legs, you cannot see his ears
And while we are not lookin’, he’s stealin’ all of our beer

And then sneaky snake goes dancin’, wigglin’ and a-hissin’
Sneaky snake goes dancin’, gigglin’ and a-kissin’
I don’t like old sneaky snake; he laughs too much you see
When he goes wigglin’ through the grass, it tickles his underneath

[madyaks]

The net is freaking great!

[DC Santana]

The candy man can cause he mixes it with love and makes it all taste good
tlak about your childhood wishes you can even eat the dishes

[DC Santana]

I hate Chris Chelios.

[madyaks]

Originally posted by DC Santana@Apr 10 2004, 09:32 PM
I hate Chris Chelios.

Stud.

[DC Santana]

fudge packer

[DC Santana]

S A T U R D A Y HEY HEY
S A T U R D A Y HEY HEY