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  • How many of guys love cooking?

    I love to prepare meals. In fact, I cook 75% of the meals for my wife and I.

    My signature dish: Broiled Orange Roughy with dill sauce on top, served with wild rice, and roasted squash and zuchinni.
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    I do a good deal of the cooking at my home. I'm like it ok. The best is grilling out though.

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    • #3
      What a couple of faggots.

      Cooking is the ONLY reason to get married, swishies.

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      • #4
        Are we going to share recipes now?

        My favorite recipe:
        Put meat over fire. Cook until it stops moving.
        You can't kill terror
        So let's declare war
        There's so many dead that we can't keep score

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Reggie Cleveland@Apr 9 2004, 01:03 PM
          What a couple of faggots.

          Cooking is the ONLY reason to get married, swishies.
          Wouldn't want to mess up your nails, eh Reg?

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          • #6
            I hereby appoint Big D as president of the He-Man Woman-Haters Club.

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            • #7
              Cooking sucks.

              Cleaning afterwards sucks more.

              I have a friend who likes to cook so sometimes I go there.

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              • #8
                I enjoy cooking. It's fun. And women like a man who knows how to cook.

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                • #9
                  You're like 17 years old. What the hell would you know about it?

                  Work on getting a fake ID. Chicks are much more impressed with guys who can always deliver beer.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by GloveSaveandaBeauty@Apr 9 2004, 02:14 PM
                    I enjoy cooking. It's fun. And women like a man who knows how to cook.
                    That's one of the attributes that attracted Debbie to me.
                    Make America Great For Once.

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                    • #11
                      That's one of the attributes that attracted Debbie to me.
                      You forgot to mention that she'd just gotten out of the convent.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Reggie Cleveland@Apr 9 2004, 02:16 PM
                        You're like 17 years old. What the hell would you know about it?

                        Work on getting a fake ID. Chicks are much more impressed with guys who can always deliver beer.
                        1) I know because I've cooked for several girls, and they loved it.

                        2) I don't look 21.

                        3) I let other people get the alcohol for me.

                        4) I don't want to get busted for having a fake ID.

                        And not all chicks are impressed by guys who can deliver the booze.

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                        • #13
                          I thought the snide remarks about men who love cooking went away thrity years ago. Guess I was wrong.
                          Make America Great For Once.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Reggie Cleveland@Apr 9 2004, 01:16 PM
                            You're like 17 years old. What the hell would you know about it?

                            Work on getting a fake ID. Chicks are much more impressed with guys who can always deliver beer.
                            best post ever
                            Are you on the list?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by GloveSaveandaBeauty@Apr 9 2004, 02:14 PM
                              I enjoy cooking. It's fun. And women like a man who knows how to cook.
                              Women don't like a man who can cook. Women MARRY guys that cook. And while you are slaving away over your sweet potato casserole in your little pink apron that says "I'm a Flaming Pusswad," the little lady is doing her throat stretches on a non-cooking asshole like me's sausage.

                              And while we're on it, who gives a fat sack of testicles what women like. Just for the record, they also like credit cards, cash, big houses, new clothes, shoes, wallpaper, Michael Bolton, stupid fucking chick movies, vomit-inducing compliments, hundred dollar bras, SUVs, and talking on the damn phone all day and night.

                              They will always find some Food Channel watching metro to provide them with each and every one of the above mentioned things. But when it comes time to jiggle the moneymaker and scream nasty shit with their feet tucked behind the ceiling fan, they always find an unapologetic prick like myself who treats them like shit. They never outgrow that either. And any woman that claims she does just hasn't had the videtape fall into the wrong hands yet.
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