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  • The Fans can kiss my ass

    Roses are red,

    Obstruction is dead,

    Pucks often hit my head,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    Visnovsky and Zidlicky,

    Are names I find tricky,

    Peanut butter is sticky,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    Summers off are sweet,

    I like to eat meat,

    The Kings are the team to beat,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    The Senators look great,

    Shootouts go late,

    Hullie couldn't carry his weight,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    Fighting is down,

    The commish is a clown,

    Not everything rhymes,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    Shootouts are a ball,

    Chara is tall,

    Who is Eric Staal?

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    I surf when I can,

    I've got a great tan,

    But Sidney's the man,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    Luc Robitaille's old,

    The Wild will soon fold,

    Craig Conroy is gold,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    I'm lying by the pool,

    Chicks think I'm cool,

    Sean Avery's a fool,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    Denis Gauthier is mean,

    He caused a big scene,

    It was all so obscene,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    Todd Bertuzzi is scary,

    Used to play like Dirty Harry,

    Now he's like the Virgin Mary,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    I like 'My NHL,'

    The old one was hell,

    The farmer in the dell,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    Poetry makes me smile,

    So did the Red Mile,

    Flashing is my style,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    L.A. is nifty,

    I once scored 50,

    Demitra is shifty,

    And the fans can kiss my ass.

    The Penguins are hurtin',

    I'll never stop blurtin',

    And one thing's for certain:

    The fans can kiss my ass.

    click me

    By none other than JR!
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    Kolten Wong & the arch in the outfield grass at Busch Stadium
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      • #4
        That's great. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

        I like the "farmer in the dell" line. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
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        • #5
          "Conroy is golden"

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          Nice one JR

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          • #6
            "Not everything rhymes..."

            Glorious!
            I leave for two days...

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            • #7
              The league is much better now.
              Be passionate about what you believe in, or why bother.

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              • #8
                QUOTE(madyaks @ Nov 7 2005, 11:04 PM) Quoted post

                The league is much better now.
                [/b][/quote]

                It is when they don't cater to fans like you.
                RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009
                You'll never be forgotten.

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                • #9
                  Not enough fighting.
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                  • #10
                    QUOTE(JWB @ Nov 7 2005, 11:05 PM) Quoted post

                    QUOTE(madyaks @ Nov 7 2005, 11:04 PM) Quoted post

                    The league is much better now.
                    [/b][/quote]

                    It is when they don't cater to fans like you.
                    [/b][/quote]
                    Leave him alone...he's a diehard Islanders fan....

                    "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                    Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
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                    • #11
                      At first I thought it was a statement from TO. Then about 4 lines into it, I knew it was supposed to be JR.

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                      • #12
                        QUOTE(JWB @ Nov 7 2005, 11:05 PM) Quoted post
                        QUOTE(madyaks @ Nov 7 2005, 11:04 PM) Quoted post

                        The league is much better now.
                        [/b][/quote]

                        It is when they don't cater to fans like you. [/b][/quote]



                        They are doing what I have said they should all along, including the shootout, and almost everyone thinks the league is better.
                        Be passionate about what you believe in, or why bother.

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                        • #13
                          QUOTE(madyaks @ Nov 8 2005, 12:09 AM) Quoted post

                          QUOTE(JWB @ Nov 7 2005, 11:05 PM) Quoted post
                          QUOTE(madyaks @ Nov 7 2005, 11:04 PM) Quoted post

                          The league is much better now.
                          [/b][/quote]

                          It is when they don't cater to fans like you. [/b][/quote]



                          They are doing what I have said they should all along, including the shootout, and almost everyone thinks the league is better.
                          [/b][/quote]


                          YAKS FIXED THE NHL!!!
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                          • #14
                            QUOTE(CSD @ Nov 7 2005, 11:12 PM) Quoted post

                            QUOTE(madyaks @ Nov 8 2005, 12:09 AM) Quoted post

                            QUOTE(JWB @ Nov 7 2005, 11:05 PM) Quoted post
                            QUOTE(madyaks @ Nov 7 2005, 11:04 PM) Quoted post

                            The league is much better now.
                            [/b][/quote]

                            It is when they don't cater to fans like you. [/b][/quote]



                            They are doing what I have said they should all along, including the shootout, and almost everyone thinks the league is better.
                            [/b][/quote]


                            YAKS FIXED THE NHL!!!
                            [/b][/quote]

                            Thanks Yaks! Can you fix the Blues too, please?
                            [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]
                            I leave for two days...

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                            • #15
                              QUOTE(mmitchell19 @ Nov 7 2005, 11:13 PM) Quoted post
                              QUOTE(CSD @ Nov 7 2005, 11:12 PM) Quoted post

                              QUOTE(madyaks @ Nov 8 2005, 12:09 AM) Quoted post

                              QUOTE(JWB @ Nov 7 2005, 11:05 PM) Quoted post
                              QUOTE(madyaks @ Nov 7 2005, 11:04 PM) Quoted post

                              The league is much better now.
                              [/b][/quote]

                              It is when they don't cater to fans like you. [/b][/quote]



                              They are doing what I have said they should all along, including the shootout, and almost everyone thinks the league is better.
                              [/b][/quote]


                              YAKS FIXED THE NHL!!!
                              [/b][/quote]

                              Thanks Yaks! Can you fix the Blues too, please?
                              [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img] [/b][/quote]

                              Dude I'm not Barry...

                              They need to go from the team that loved it's goon squad, to a team that likes finesse players. (yes the goons were good for them in the past, but it's a different game today. The game it should have always been)
                              Be passionate about what you believe in, or why bother.

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