Chuck Berry DEFEATS Sex Pistols

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Cast your vote!

[Indu WangZi]

Wow...

Talk about a match-up that is just strange...

Only thing Johnny Rotten and Chuck have in common may be their affinity for "peeping" at chicks...

[Bleacher Creature]

Chuck!!!

[davhaf]

Up in the mornin' and out to school
The teacher is teachin' the Golden Rule
American history and practical math
You study' em hard and hopin' to pass
Workin' your fingers right down to the bone
And the guy behind you won't leave you alone

Ring ring goes the bell
The cook in the lunchroom's ready to sell
You're lucky if you can find a seat
You're fortunate if you have time to eat
Back in the classroom open you books
Gee but the teacher don't know
How mean she looks

Soon as three o'clock rolls around
You finally lay your burden down
Close up your books, get out of your seat

Down the halls and into the street
Up to the corner and 'round the bend
Right to the juke joint you go in

*Drop the coin right into the slot
You gotta hear something that's really hot

With the one you love you're makin' romance
All day long you been
Wantin' to dance
Feelin' the music from head to toe
'Round and 'round and 'round you go

(*Repeat)

Hail, hail rock'n'roll
Deliver me from the days of old
Long live rock'n'roll
The beat of the drum is loud and bold
Rock rock rock'n'roll
The feelin' is there body and soul

The anthem of a generation..All hail Chuck!!

[Indu WangZi]

Always thought myself as a punk rocker...

Holidays In The Sun

(J. Rotten, S. Vicious, S. Jones, P. Cook)


A cheap holiday in other people's misery

I don't wanna holiday in the sun
I wanna go to the new Belsen
I wanna see some history
'cause now t got a reasonable economy


Oh now I got a reason...
and l'm still waiting
Now I got a reason
to be waiting
the Berlin wall

In sensurround sound in a two inch wall
well I was waiting for the communist call
I didn't ask for sunshine
and I got world war three
I'm looking over the wall
and they're looking at me

Oh now l got a reason...
and I'm still waiting
Now I got a reason
to be waiting
the Berlin wall


They're staring all night
and fhey're staring all day.
l had no reason to be here at all.
But now I got a reason if's no real reason
And I'm waiting at Berlin wall
I gotta go over fhe Berlin wall.
I don't understand it... (etc.)

Claostrophobia there's too much paranoia
there's too many closets
I went in before
And now I got a reason
it's no real reason to be waiting
the Berlin wall

I gotta go over the wall,
I don't understand this bit at all... (etc.)

Please don't be waiting for me.

[Crackless McCracken]

But is there a better song than ding-a-ling?

[Reggie Cleveland]

In the heat of the day down in Mobile Alabama
Working on the railroad with a steel-driving hammer

This one ought to be a shutout. This is Chuck Berry, man.

[Indu WangZi]

Originally posted by Reggie Cleveland@Apr 8 2004, 07:15 AM
In the heat of the day down in Mobile Alabama
Working on the railroad with a steel-driving hammer

This one ought to be a shutout. This is Chuck Berry, man.

Thanks for the tip, gramps...

Now...
Pretty Vacant


There's no point in asking us you'll get no reply
Oh just remenber a don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
you'll always find us
Out to lunch !

Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty VACANT
but now AND WE DON'T CARE

Don't ask us to attend cos we're not all there
Oh don't pretend cos I don't care
I don't believe illusions cos too much is real
so stop your cheap comment
cos we know what we feel

We're pretty pretty vacant
We're pretty pretty vay-CUNT
And we don't care

[Reggie Cleveland]

Wang, there are four douchebags in this thread. You just appointed yourself their leader.

Maybe you didn't hear me: I said CHUCK FUCKIN' KEYHOLE BERRY.

[Indu WangZi]

Originally posted by Reggie Cleveland@Apr 8 2004, 07:20 AM
Wang, there are four douchebags in this thread. You just appointed yourself their leader.

Maybe you didn't hear me: I said CHUCK FUCKIN' KEYHOLE BERRY.

Considering I voted twice...

How many douchebags does that leave?? And..if they were travelling in opposite directions each going 45 mph...after 5 hours how far apart would these douchebags be??

Hey..I like peepin on woman in the bathroom as much as the next guy...but...

[Dr.Gonzo]

Have to go with the Pistols.

[Nebulous_Blue]

Yunno, this one wasn't hard for me, because I absolutely cannot stand Chuck Berry....


Viva La Rotten. They might get trounced, but when the Pistols take over the world from their nursing home beds, I will be counted among the faithful.



Or something.


I think someone slipped speed into my yoplait.

[Reggie Cleveland]

Yunno, this one wasn't hard for me, because I absolutely cannot stand Chuck Berry....

I'm sure it has nothing to do with that time you used the restroom at his farm.

[Schwahalala]

I have never been more proud of this board.