Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

First there was Pimp Juice, now you can have Jesus Juice

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • #1

    First there was Pimp Juice, now you can have Jesus Juice

    NOVEMBER 7--In a full-bodied blend of blasphemy and ingenuity, a Los Angeles couple is seeking to market a wine called "Jesus Juice" that bears a label showing a Michael Jackson-like figure appearing to be crucified. "Jesus Juice" merlot, the label for which you'll find below, is the brainchild of actress Dawn Westlake and Bruce Rheins, a veteran CBS Evening News producer who headed the network's coverage of the Jackson child molestation case.
    Tags: None
  • #2
    That's awesome.
    Official Lounge Sponsor of:
    MIGOTS!, TJ Oshie, David Freese, Sponsoring Softball Players, Trout, Bon Jovi, Cold, hard facts, rigidly defined with mathematical precision, The abortion boat, which traveled to Poland in 2003 and Ireland in 2001.

    Former Lounge Sponsor of:
    The Hebrew Hammer, BBZ, Foods that start with the letter 'Q', Paul 'Visor' Mitchell, FBBHOFer Brett "William" Wallace, BBFHOF, THE LALPHABET: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N I Z M N O P Q R S T U V Z T U V X Y X Z, The Return of MarkD.

    Comment

    • #3


      QUOTE
      She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
      I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One
      Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
      She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

      She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene
      Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One
      Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

      People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
      And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
      And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love
      And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth

      [Chorus]
      Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
      She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
      But The Kid Is Not My Son
      She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son

      For Forty Days And Forty Nights
      The Law Was On Her Side
      But Who Can Stand When She's In Demand
      Her Schemes And Plans
      'Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round
      So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice
      (Do Think Twice)

      She Told My Baby That's A Threat
      As She Looked At Me
      Then Showed A Photo Of A Baby Cries
      Eyes Would Like Mine
      Go On Dance On The Floor In The Round, Baby

      People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
      And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
      She Came And Stood Right By Me
      Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume
      This Happened Much Too Soon
      She Called Me To Her Room

      Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
      She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
      But The Kid Is Not My Son
      Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
      She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
      But The Kid Is Not My Son
      She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
      She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
      Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
      She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
      But The Kid Is Not My Son
      She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
      She Says I Am The One, She Says He Is My Son
      She Says I Am The One
      Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
      Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
      Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
      Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
      Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
      Billie Jean Is Not My Lover[/b][/quote]

      Moon

      Comment

      • #4
        lol

        Comment

        • #5
          Ok, so that's kinda funny - but is it funny enough to make any money? I really doubt it.
          Of course you do.

          Comment

          • #6
            Seeing that label, I suddenly feel very unclean.
            Official Lounge Sponsor:
            The New Orleans Saints, Blue Moon Belgian Ale, Peter Gammons, and Cardinals GM John Mozeliak

            Comment

            • #7
              QUOTE(Johnny H @ Nov 7 2005, 06:53 PM) Quoted post

              Seeing that label, I suddenly feel very unclean.
              [/b][/quote]
              ++

              Comment

              • #8
                Just more evidence of how "in touch" network executives are with America.
                And, frankly, it has never occured to me that "winning" a debate is important, or that I should be hurt when someone like Airshark or kah, among others (for whom winning a pseudo debate or declaring intellectual superiority over invisible others is obviously very important) ridicule me.

                -The Artist formerly known as King in KC

                Comment

                Previous template Next
                Working...
                X