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  • First time since 6th Grade....

    And the fucker deserved it.

    I'm at the Manchester/Lindbergh intersection, waiting to turn right onto Lindbergh.

    With the left-turn signal, the oncoming traffic from Manchester usually will enter into the left lane, but I always let them pass in case they decide to switch over to the right-hand land suddenly.

    The guy behind me decides to start honking at me, because he wants me to make the right-hand turn, even though that might mean turning into a car making a wide left-hand turn.

    As we traverse down Lindbergh, I flip him off, and he starts to tailgate me with some very creative gestures.

    I decide to return the favor and encourage him to pull off at his convenience.

    This continues for a few minutes, where I turn off into the St. Louis Public Library headquarters, right across from Frontenac Plaza.

    He gets out of his car, and rushes toward me.

    I get out of my car, ask him what the fuck he thinks he is doing, and before I know it, he takes a swing at me.

    He hits me in the arm, and I deck him in the nose, and he's on the parking lot like a lump.

    I drove off.

    I'm surprised I haven't heard anything since, because he seemed like the kind of prick who would get a license plate number and press charges.

    All in all, that felt good.


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  • #2
    Much too easy to just let it go.

    Physical violence is the way to go.

    His gestures were an afront to your manhood.

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    • #3
      You'll get a bunch of "witnesses" here. For the other person. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
      " Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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      • #4
        I'll bet Septic could beat Ali in his prime...
        " Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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        • #5
          Awesome.

          Sometimes, some good old fashioned street justice is called for.
          RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009
          You'll never be forgotten.

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          • #6
            QUOTE(_STLfan_in_DFW @ Nov 5 2005, 11:56 PM) Quoted post
            I'll bet Septic could beat Ali in his prime...

            [/b][/quote]
            Near a library or in a ring?

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            • #7
              QUOTE
              Much too easy to just let it go.

              Physical violence is the way to go.

              His gestures were an afront to your manhood.[/b][/quote]

              I'm still freaked out.

              But it feels good, all things considered.

              My instinct was to let it go, but I would be kicking myself right now if I had let that happened.

              When I pulled into the library, and he followed me, I was fuckin' shaking.



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              • #8
                I'm wondering what level belt Septic won...


                Are you a Heavyweight now?

                Middleweight?

                We all know your posts rank in the featherweight division...
                " Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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                • #9
                  I'm out of the loop on this one but does this constitute a "moe docking"?
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                  • #10
                    What time did this happen?

                    "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                    Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
                    -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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                    • #11
                      QUOTE(pgrote @ Nov 5 2005, 11:57 PM) Quoted post

                      QUOTE(_STLfan_in_DFW @ Nov 5 2005, 11:56 PM) Quoted post
                      I'll bet Septic could beat Ali in his prime...

                      [/b][/quote]
                      Near a library or in a ring?
                      [/b][/quote]


                      Depends. I'm sure he passed on Tolstoy and went with Cat in the Hat....
                      " Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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                      • #12
                        Is it just me, or is Skeppy looking more attractive now?
                        . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
                        -mike
                        mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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                        • #13
                          QUOTE(*007* @ Nov 6 2005, 12:00 AM) Quoted post

                          What time did this happen?
                          [/b][/quote]


                          Did you beat some ass in a library parking lot tonight?
                          " Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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                          • #14
                            QUOTE(The Skeptic @ Nov 5 2005, 11:59 PM) Quoted post
                            QUOTE
                            Much too easy to just let it go.

                            Physical violence is the way to go.

                            His gestures were an afront to your manhood.[/b][/quote]

                            I'm still freaked out.

                            But it feels good, all things considered.

                            My instinct was to let it go, but I would be kicking myself right now if I had let that happened.

                            When I pulled into the library, and he followed me, I was fuckin' shaking.



                            [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] [/b][/quote]

                            Your instinct was right.

                            Instead of rushing you, he could have shot you.

                            Instead of just leaving him with a swollen jaw, you could have killed him.

                            But ... it was well worth it, right?

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                            • #15
                              QUOTE(_STLfan_in_DFW @ Nov 6 2005, 12:02 AM) Quoted post

                              QUOTE(*007* @ Nov 6 2005, 12:00 AM) Quoted post

                              What time did this happen?
                              [/b][/quote]


                              Did you beat some ass in a library parking lot tonight?
                              [/b][/quote]
                              No, but I did see two cop cars @ that lot earlier this evening talking to someone, which is why I'm asking...

                              "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                              Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
                              -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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