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  • Man Stuck On Toilet In Home Depot

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051103/ap_on_...et_seat_lawsuit

  • #2
    this is why i feel ashamed somedays to have hired a lawyer, people seem to sue for everything nowadays. I wish companies are allowed to counter-sue for frivolous claims like these.

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    • #3
      WWTSD?

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      • #4
        Um, I think your pun was indeed intended.

        I'm suing you.
        Dude. Can. Fly.

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        • #5
          Was he attempting teh Jackass stunt?

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          • #6
            the first thing you should do is check for any kind of sticky substances on those toilet seats. come on use your head.

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            • #7
              I'm calling BS on this story.

              There's no way it could have taken him only 15 minutes to get help at a Home Depot.

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              • #8
                QUOTE(dooz @ Nov 3 2005, 04:26 PM) Quoted post

                the first thing you should do is check for any kind of sticky substances on those toilet seats. come on use your head.
                [/b][/quote]
                Good advice....but I would imagine that it would be significantly more embarassing if one got his head glued to the toilet seat

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                • #9
                  QUOTE(Stan_Papi @ Nov 3 2005, 04:28 PM) Quoted post

                  I'm calling BS on this story.

                  There's no way it could have taken him only 15 minutes to get help at a Home Depot.
                  [/b][/quote]

                  lol
                  Dude. Can. Fly.

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                  • #10
                    QUOTE(dooz @ Nov 3 2005, 03:26 PM) Quoted post

                    the first thing you should do is check for any kind of sticky substances on those toilet seats. come on use your head.
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                    I was thinking the same thing
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                    • #11
                      That actually happened in college, no lie.

                      There was this kid named Smorgas George. We had a party and he got pretty loaded he went to go take a crap and sat on the toilet but forgot to put the seat down and got stuck.

                      We estimated he must have been in there for about an hour before he realized he couldn't get out and called for help.
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                      • #12
                        So does Home Depot have to display signs reading: "S(h)it at your own risk"

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                        • #13
                          QUOTE(Stan_Papi @ Nov 3 2005, 03:28 PM) Quoted post

                          I'm calling BS on this story.

                          There's no way it could have taken him only 15 minutes to get help at a Home Depot.
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                          Exactly. Now if they had said that it took almost 30 minutes for him to find someone to ask for help and then that person didn't know anything about that area of the store and had to go find someone else to help him and he had to wait another 15 minutes, then the story might have been more believable.
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                          • #14
                            QUOTE(dooz @ Nov 3 2005, 03:26 PM) Quoted post

                            the first thing you should do is check for any kind of sticky substances on those toilet seats. come on use your head.
                            [/b][/quote]


                            This dude must not get out much. One with common sense never plops their ass on a public toilet seat without wiping it off or covering it. Yucky yuk yuk.
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                            • #15
                              QUOTE(The Kev @ Nov 3 2005, 10:12 PM) Quoted post

                              QUOTE(dooz @ Nov 3 2005, 03:26 PM) Quoted post

                              the first thing you should do is check for any kind of sticky substances on those toilet seats. come on use your head.
                              [/b][/quote]


                              This dude must not get out much. One with common sense never plops their ass on a public toilet seat without wiping it off or covering it. Yucky yuk yuk.
                              [/b][/quote]

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