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    I'm in my hotel lobby (in Columbus, OH) waiting to go to a few convention sessions, and I'm being forced into listening to a smooth-jazz version of "if you want my body, and you think i'm sexy."

    There should be laws against this!

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    Nothing can top the Bagpipe version in "So I Married an Axe Murderer!"
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    • #3
      The thread title reminded me of those fucking super sub bass boosters that I can hear in my apartment better than fuckers who drive by using them because the waves are about fifty fucking feet long [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif[/img]
      Damn these electric sex pants!

      26+31+34+42+44+46+64+67+82+06 = 10

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      • #4
        QUOTE(dredbyrd @ Nov 3 2005, 01:54 PM) Quoted post
        The thread title reminded me of those fucking super sub bass boosters that I can hear in my apartment better than fuckers who drive by using them because the waves are about fifty fucking feet long [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif[/img] [/b][/quote]
        I hate that shit, too.

        It makes me want to get a kick-ass sound system in my car and drive behind them playing minimalist opera.

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        • #5
          QUOTE(steveInebriated @ Nov 3 2005, 02:44 PM) Quoted post

          I'm in my hotel lobby (in Columbus, OH) waiting to go to a few convention sessions, and I'm being forced into listening to a smooth-jazz version of "if you want my body, and you think i'm sexy."

          There should be laws against this!
          [/b][/quote]

          Power of suggestion, dude. Youneverknow.

          Maybe somebody on the elevator will think, wow, I want Steve's body and I think he's sexy.

          And I have an idea who it might be.
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          • #6
            Nate had his chance with me last night.

            I slept on his couch.

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