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    Thief steals $75,000 worth of bull semen

    WOLFSVILLE, Md. (AP) -- Someone stole $75,000 worth of bull semen from a Frederick County farm, the sheriff's office says. Eric Fleming said the six small canisters of frozen semen taken from a liquid nitrogen tank represented four to five years of collection work.

    He said he had planned to sell it and use the proceeds to expand his breeding herd of shorthorn beef cattle.

    "I'm so depressed about this that I probably will get out of the cattle business," Fleming said Tuesday.

    He said he found the semen missing from an outbuilding on his Stonewood Acres farm in northwestern Frederick County Sunday night.

    Fleming said the canisters held the semen of 40 to 50 bulls.
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    He better tell the other inmates in prison that he robbed a convenient store.

    If they found out that he stole semen, they may readily give him some....[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

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    • #3
      this makes Hep's post in another thread even funnier

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        QUOTE(jhanke @ Nov 3 2005, 07:56 AM) Quoted post

        this makes Hep's post in another thread even funnier
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        I think this is probably why he posted it. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]

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          QUOTE(GloveSaveandaBeauty @ Nov 3 2005, 09:12 AM) Quoted post

          QUOTE(jhanke @ Nov 3 2005, 07:56 AM) Quoted post

          this makes Hep's post in another thread even funnier
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          I think this is probably why he posted it. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]
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          no shit? i just thought he couldn't get enough of the bull semen

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